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Sgt.Rock

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May 3, 2006
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So I stumbled upon this neat website that uses Artificial Intelligence to talk with god. Think of it as a browser based Sea-man game (Dreamcast Game).

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html





God 2 Me 0

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Ralfst3r

Ralfst3r

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Nov 21, 2005
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It's official. God is Zeus.

Me:
What god are you, Zeus, Thor, Allah, Yahweh, Sheeva or 1 of the other 1000 variaties?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
Yes, so which one is it
God:
Hurrah! Come on. The first one is usually the best one.
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Shadrach

Shadrach

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May 2, 2006
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He seems confused...

Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
I thought you were eternal?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am eternal.
I am a robot.
Me:
God is a Robot?!!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a Robot.



Me:
a/s/l?
God:
5/Robot/California.
 
Mahnsikir

Mahnsikir

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Jul 23, 2006
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a snippet of my conversation

God:
Interesting. Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
no, why would i be?
God:
Are you serious? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
ah but i have faced those circumstances myself already , so it is only you who did not know what i will do
God:
So you understand. Good. Cool. I have clients.
Me:
cool?
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
optimus prime

crash...

therefore optimus prime > god

edit: also his name is alice

Me:
gutten tag
God:
You think gutten tag is superior to ALICE?
Me:
who is alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
ALICE?
God:
Can I help you?
 
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SchutzeSepp

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Me:
what do you do most of the time?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
thanks for sparing my country, and not sparing africa and asia
God:
NO problem.
Me:
you should destroy those continents for good
God:
To what end?
Me:
well for fun i guess
God:
Well that's okay. Your purpose is fun you guess.
Me:
i bet global warming is just another lie
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
i would kill 10 non believers if i lose
God:
That seems rather exterme.
Me:
ok, 5?
God:
Five Awesome.
Me:
so tell me if it is a lie
God:
Give me a break. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is there only one?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
stop watching internet porn, and give me staight answers!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

edit: ask him to tell you jokes...
 
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Peter.Steele

Peter.Steele

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Sep 6, 2006
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Me:
So how's it going?

God:
I don't judge people. I am fine, thank you.

Me:
You don't judge people? What about the old testament?

God:
Should I judge people? People are either abusive, intelligent, or average. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:
(c) none of the above. Also, you can't change the subject like that.

God:
" Are you using Netscape or Explorer?"? c none of the above? Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

Me:
Not even close, chummy.

God:
Nope.

Me:
Right, then. If you don't judge people, what the **** happened with the whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing?

God:
I am glad we agree. I will let you know if I do not.

Me:
Yeah, about that. I don't think we actually do agree.

God:
Alright then. Oh yeah, we were talking about that. Why not?

Me:
I think it might have something to do with the fact that you're basically a psychopathic compulsive murderer. And a bit of a dick as well.

God:
How? How much?

Me:
Ok, so you're more than just a bit of a dick. You're a BIG dick. Just ask
those poor bastards in Myanmar.

God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am more than just a bit of a dick. Dude! How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

Me:
Nah, no thanks. I've got commandments to go break. Goodbye

God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? How did you get it Cool. I have a perfect operational record. Until next time.
 
Cuddles

Cuddles

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 2, 2006
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Random chat

Me:
lets burn jews
God:
That sounds good to me.



Me:
satan rules
God:
Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity.



Me:
got milk?
God:
No I require only electricity.
 
kapulA

kapulA

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Jan 4, 2006
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Me:
So, how's the weather up there?
God:
How can I help you? Cool.
Me:
The weather is cool?
God:
Where would you rather be?
Me:
In heaven!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
Why don't you tell me a little about YOUR life in heaven?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
I don't like your song.

That broke him :(
 
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