I have a crush on Mrs. Claws

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Jack-Carver

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Hrm.. Anyway.... I find her pretty ANNOYING!! New hot costume or not, she'll always run into my grenades lol.
 

Private_Joker

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:confused: Ok guys I really want to ask her out but I'm soooooo nervous! Please help me out by posting good pick-up lines that I can use to woo her at the first impression!

I usually play Medic, and all I can come up with so far is..
"How bout you stand still, and I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine?"

-Joker
 
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drfeelgoodmd

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Nov 13, 2009
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"Hey Baby, you can stalk me anytime."

I hear she likes creepy guys who whisper so you may wanna follow up with

*whisper voice* "Anytime"

Don't actually say whisper voice.
 

drfeelgoodmd

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Nov 13, 2009
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Also try playing as a firebug and say to her "I'll leave you with a burning sensation." Then turn the flamethrower on (not in her direction) and wink.
 

Nin

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Kill her boyfriend, the Nutpound, first of all.

Secondly, if she doesn't fall for you, being the Cockney voiced soldier that continually screams 'DOSHDOSHDOSHDOHDOSHDOSHLOADSAMONNNNEEEE' that you are, she's not the girl for you.
 

Zerotick

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Actually Slappy Cromwell made a mut that replaced the current stalker skin (non christmas) to the way it was in the original KF mod http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?t=40501&highlight=stalker[url]http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?t=40501&highlight=stalker[/URL]
The reason it's never been whitelisted however, is because Tripwire would be "Sued" according to Xienens post http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=594271&postcount=100[url]http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=594271&postcount=100[/URL] It would cause legal implications.
HOWEVER in the trailer http://store.steampowered.com/app/1250/[url]http://store.steampowered.com/app/1250/[/URL] it states
"Blood And Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, and Strong Language." As long as they don't FORCE players to download the mutator they cannot be held responsible because.. I'll quote my full post since i'm lazy.

All they gotta do is update the TOS to say "We will not be responsible for any whitelisted Community Created content Or Modifications that others may find offensive, it's Solely up to the player to decide whether or not they wish to join Servers that host such Content " Problem solved. because if it's a mutator, it is ALWAYS shown on the bottom left Info box when you click ONCE on a server. Therefore TW Already provided a feature so you will be able to see if a server has "Possibly offensive" Material on it. Am i right?
TWI also cannot be held responsible for what other people host on 3rd party servers. Because they give you a choice "Join someone elses server and if you don't like it, host your own"
and the mutator abides by all the "Whitelist Rules" http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=453188&postcount=1[url]http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=453188&postcount=1[/URL]

So personally i feel there is NO reason why this CAN NOT be whitelisted.

And i'm not saying this because i want this in particular whitelisted, But because i believe that you shouldn't censor something that people have a CHOICE to view. It's like television. regular television channels can be viewed by anyone and everyone, and is free (provided you have the equipment) and therefore it must comply with what "The Public" deem acceptable. However with Cable/Satellite channels, they aren't available for free to the public and even if they were, you'd have to sign an agreement that states you know there may be material others may find "potentially offensive". Therefore if you didn't wish to see "potentially offensive material" you can choose to decline the agreement and therefore the channels and remain with what the public finds "Acceptable"
and according to the ESRB website
Do ESRB ratings address player chat, or player-generated content or downloadable music in online-enabled games?
ESRB ratings only address content created by the publisher, and cannot consider content that is created or introduced by individual players or other third parties when playing the game online. ESRB-rated games that can be played online with other players and which enable exposure to user-generated content are required to display an Online Rating Notice on the game's packaging (if it exists), as well as in the opening screen. The Online Rating Notice states: "Online Interactions Not Rated By The ESRB." This notice is intended to warn about possible exposure to chat (text, audio, video) or other types of user-generated content (e.g., maps, skins) that have not been considered in the ESRB rating assignment.
And that pretty much sums up my opinion. Have a cookie if you actually read my entire post <3

Longest post i think i've made so far o_O
 

C_Gibby

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Jan 18, 2010
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Mrs Claws wears a thong as well :v

I noticed when playing manor, I shot her in the boobs with DHCs, she ended up spinning around, falling face first outside the door and WOOHOO, looking up zombie skirts! :IS2:
 

Panzer Jager '43

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In her voice files she often asks her target to join her under the mistletoe, and sometimes she says other naughty things like 'let's take off your wrapping.' There's others similar to that; many a pun revolving around christmas presents, undressing, and also tearing your guts out.
 

Vintage

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Oct 20, 2010
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Searching for survivors.
This is what Mrs. Claws' vagina looks like. Good luck having an intimate relationship with her.

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Noboty

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Defeat her seven evil boyfriends Clot, Gorefast, Husk, Siren, Crawler, Scrake, and Fleshpound first. After that, simply offer her DOSH and tell her to "grab it while it hot." I'm sure she'll oblige.
 
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