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Found it in german, so here's a rough translation:
How many forum members do you need to exchange a light bulb?
1 to exchange the light bulb and post it in th off-topic forum
14 who made similar experiences and suggest how the light bulb can be exchanged differently
7 who point at possible dangers of exchanging light bulbs
3 who ask why the threadstarter needs a light bulb
5 who blame the governement that the light bulb broke
3 who think that the opposition wouldn't have done it any better
1 maniac who claims he knew the inventor of the light bulb
8 who point at grammar and spelling errors in former posts
12 who throw their hatred at the grammar-fanatics and insult them as arrogant snobs
25 who straighten out the errors in the hatred-posts
6 who argue if it is called"light bulb" or "electric bulb"
6 who call the former 6 "anal-retentative"
3 old forum members who know hat the light bulb discussion happend already two years ago, quote people nobody knows and suspect the original poster that he stole the idea just to get the same fame as the OP two years ago.
32 who strictly proclaim that the light bulb discussion should not be in the offtopic forums, but in "technical support"
36 who argue about the best way to change a light bulb, where you can buy them at the cheapest price, which ones are best, and
which ones don't work at all
12 who claim they are content with the light bulbs which "don't work at all" and accuse the other posters being light bulb
manufacturers who use that forum for surreptitious advertising
5 who accuse the fans of the bad light bulbs that they sit in the dark the whole day, and thus don't know **** about light bulbs
3 who point out that they DO know, as they are proffessional illuminators
4 who stress that those who can read are at advantage
2 who always point at the search function
6 who complain about the bad customer service in do-it-yourself stores.
2 who claim that the do-it-yourself store staff is nice and the situation ain't even better in america
11 who point out that there are light bulb stores where you only pay for what you get
4 who argue about the refractoriness of lampshades
13 who say that the thread went OT and a new thread should be started
3 who ignore that totally
19 who post various urls where you can get light bulbs
7 who point out that the urls are wrong and post corrected ones
3 who post the very same thing as the poster before them and edit the sentence "Oh, you beat me to it" into their post
2 who start cursing because they interpreted the post by the preposter as insult
22 who quote the longest post and just add "fully agree"
7 who just post emoticons
9 who log in with a troll nick to use the hour and insult their favourite enemies by moquing about their posts
4 friends of the attacked members who call the trolls cowards and wonder who the trolls actually were
8 who post 50 times within one hour. All have the same opinion, but they keep misinterpreting the other posts. They answer very
smartly, allthough they seem to wonder the whole time if they understand what was said before
7 who noticed this thread just becasue of the number of replays but only read the last two of them. Still, they put in an extra
effort to get included in the heated debate
9 who explain to the 7 newcomers that either everything was already said and/or extensively proven wrong
1 who posts an exra large picture of a light bulb, so that from now on everyone has to scroll sideways to read the posts
3 who ask how to post pictures
5 who point at the FAQ and ask to stay on topic
2 newbies who want their accounts deleted because the forum is stupid,
8 who try to persuade the frustrated newbies to stay
2 who state that the forum is a kindergarten because noone knows what all the fuzz is about.
7 who refuse from commenting because the level of the discussion got too low.
3 who point out that the "level got to low" just when those 7 ran out of arguments
and 1 user to dig out that old thread after half a year, so that the whole thing stars anew...
How many forum members do you need to exchange a light bulb?
1 to exchange the light bulb and post it in th off-topic forum
14 who made similar experiences and suggest how the light bulb can be exchanged differently
7 who point at possible dangers of exchanging light bulbs
3 who ask why the threadstarter needs a light bulb
5 who blame the governement that the light bulb broke
3 who think that the opposition wouldn't have done it any better
1 maniac who claims he knew the inventor of the light bulb
8 who point at grammar and spelling errors in former posts
12 who throw their hatred at the grammar-fanatics and insult them as arrogant snobs
25 who straighten out the errors in the hatred-posts
6 who argue if it is called"light bulb" or "electric bulb"
6 who call the former 6 "anal-retentative"
3 old forum members who know hat the light bulb discussion happend already two years ago, quote people nobody knows and suspect the original poster that he stole the idea just to get the same fame as the OP two years ago.
32 who strictly proclaim that the light bulb discussion should not be in the offtopic forums, but in "technical support"
36 who argue about the best way to change a light bulb, where you can buy them at the cheapest price, which ones are best, and
which ones don't work at all
12 who claim they are content with the light bulbs which "don't work at all" and accuse the other posters being light bulb
manufacturers who use that forum for surreptitious advertising
5 who accuse the fans of the bad light bulbs that they sit in the dark the whole day, and thus don't know **** about light bulbs
3 who point out that they DO know, as they are proffessional illuminators
4 who stress that those who can read are at advantage
2 who always point at the search function
6 who complain about the bad customer service in do-it-yourself stores.
2 who claim that the do-it-yourself store staff is nice and the situation ain't even better in america
11 who point out that there are light bulb stores where you only pay for what you get
4 who argue about the refractoriness of lampshades
13 who say that the thread went OT and a new thread should be started
3 who ignore that totally
19 who post various urls where you can get light bulbs
7 who point out that the urls are wrong and post corrected ones
3 who post the very same thing as the poster before them and edit the sentence "Oh, you beat me to it" into their post
2 who start cursing because they interpreted the post by the preposter as insult
22 who quote the longest post and just add "fully agree"
7 who just post emoticons
9 who log in with a troll nick to use the hour and insult their favourite enemies by moquing about their posts
4 friends of the attacked members who call the trolls cowards and wonder who the trolls actually were
8 who post 50 times within one hour. All have the same opinion, but they keep misinterpreting the other posts. They answer very
smartly, allthough they seem to wonder the whole time if they understand what was said before
7 who noticed this thread just becasue of the number of replays but only read the last two of them. Still, they put in an extra
effort to get included in the heated debate
9 who explain to the 7 newcomers that either everything was already said and/or extensively proven wrong
1 who posts an exra large picture of a light bulb, so that from now on everyone has to scroll sideways to read the posts
3 who ask how to post pictures
5 who point at the FAQ and ask to stay on topic
2 newbies who want their accounts deleted because the forum is stupid,
8 who try to persuade the frustrated newbies to stay
2 who state that the forum is a kindergarten because noone knows what all the fuzz is about.
7 who refuse from commenting because the level of the discussion got too low.
3 who point out that the "level got to low" just when those 7 ran out of arguments
and 1 user to dig out that old thread after half a year, so that the whole thing stars anew...
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