Hillbilly Horror Halloween 2012 Trailer question

[Thedkm]

Hello,

I found an old Trailer on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCYBWdxrT8

But the automated translation is far from accurate,so my question is:

Are there any official subtitle for this trailer ? or 100% accurate subtitle for that video? I would like to to fully understand what the narrator say and also the quotes of the three mens at the end, (because I'm French)

Thank you in advance.

 

[DMN666]

Found a old trailer? It's uploaded on TWI own page, it's no lost jewel
As for the ending it goes like so

[Honey Biscuit (Clot)]
"I'm deeply offended. Purple flames on a classic car, mulberry?... maybe, but purple? NO."

[Sheriff Wade (Patriarch)]
"Where do these guys come up with this crap?"

[Bubba (FleshPound)]
"I don't know guys, I think it's kinda cool"

So they are just talking about one of the cars in the map.

 

[Thedkm]

Thank you so much DMN666.

Now I can understand the ending,I'm still searching for English subtitle or some help.

Now as regards the narrator I can only understand a few words, sometimes whole sentences.

Here's what I managed to transcribe (the *[word]* means I'm not sure for that word)


0m21
Two years ago the specimen outbreak swarm the country... the Horzine Corporation... on unsuspected population

0m31
When the country collapse on chaos one farm survived by dismembered...

0m38
This create all new zombies farm horror the Hillbilly Horror.

Meet the family:


Maggie May: she is the *car builder*...


Honey Biscuit:
his mama is the sweetest thing...*talk* and that's the good half of Uncle Pervis


Mamma Bessie:

... *georgous*


Brother Sparky:
He's prepared for the day when the human in the world will collapse with fire rampage

1m18
*Thanks to the lost*... he's fight justice on this Hillbilly Horror with this chicken *figure*

feel souls crush await you the world the Hillbilly Horror

1m48
From twisted minds around the world,so d'ont miss...


Thanks for your help.

 

[Kuebic]

Since I have nothing else better to do... here's my best attempt.

Words i'm not positive about will be underlined
(not going to rewrite opening text that's on the screen)

"Two years ago, the specimen outbreak swept across Europe. The Horzine Corporation, already positioned on US soil, unleashed the new threat upon the unsuspecting population. When the country collapsed in chaos, one family survived by dismembering and devouring their aggressors. This created a whole new zombie-fying [note: -fy is a verb sufix for "cause" or "become", so -fying would mean "causing" or "becoming"] horror: a Hillbilly Horror.

"Meet the family

"Maggie May: she's the kind of girl who would chew you up and spit you out, liter [note: probably abbreviated form of "literally"]

"Honey Biscuit: his mama is the sweetest thing and he likes a good talk.
And that's the good uncle: Uncle Pervis

"And Mama Bessie: the heart of this family who'll cut yours out, gorgeous heart (mama gibberish)

"Brother Sparky: He's preparing for the day when the heatings of the world will be cleansed within the fires of vengeance.

"Thought to be lost, this hero has returned [to] turn out deep fried JUSTICE on this Hillbilly Horror with this chipping finger on the triggers of a whole new arsenal you can own, the DLC/Deluxe.

"In his fight, another player has enlisted himself to feed his unquenchable thirst for blood, riding in on the souls of the fallen, gripped, harvest the life from it...

"Trash! Stick to the script

"Rumor has it unseen horrors await you from twisted minds around the world. So don't miss this limited time offer to see the pinnacle of interact-terror-tainment [note: mix of words "INTERACTive" "TERROR" and "enterTAINMENT"]

HILLBILLY HORROR

(Ending shared by DMN666)

[Honey Biscuit (Clot)]
"I'm deeply offended. Purple flames on a classic car, mulberry?... maybe, but purple? NO."

[Sheriff Wade (Patriarch)]
"Where do these guys come up with this crap?"

[Bubba (FleshPound)]
"I don't know guys, I think it's kinda cool"

Edit: added few notes and alternative words

 

[Thedkm]

Thank you for your help it's very nice of you.

Now I can understand the trailer,thank you both for your help.