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dextronaut

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Jun 26, 2009
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HEY BROS.

OHKHAY - you got a big one?

BIG TIME LOWDOWN?

HUH?

Surrender bros... before its too late (for real) ....

SEVERAL if not MORE days pass each day AND EACH TIME the same things happens time and time again.

So what do you do?


Huh?

2 missions today:

1 - Bake cake

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2 - Family Reunion

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So what do you do?

HUH??

LOOK BROS - ITS ALL LIKE THIS:

SOUL MATRIX SYNCHRONICITY OF FORREST GUMP ERA TOM HANKS IS IN TOTAL BATTLE WITH THE SOUL MATRIX BLUEPRINTS OF ALL DOWNLOW LOWDOWN DOWNWIPING WIPEDOWNERS (interdimensionally AND LOCAL) ...

...

LIFE IS LIKE...

What creamy centre ARE YOU?

Huh?

(Baaaad day today bros)

Never lose a dream bros.
 
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Fedorov

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I'm having an awful day too bro (more like an awful week tho) I feel like getting crushed by an :IS2:
 
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fiftyone

FNG / Fresh Meat
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I love Bannana's coz they got no bone's.

I was once told that the human body discreetes an acid (gawd dammit Nestor, correct my Inglish), that is only diffused for bannana's.

That the Bannnaz's is related in not to so other vegitable life form of.

bannna fritters ftw...:)...
 

dextronaut

FNG / Fresh Meat
Jun 26, 2009
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HEY BROS.

OHKAY - sorry bros -

but its TOTALupdate time bros.

YOU KNOW i never do these things - but times are tough for TOTALwipeouts these days - some say its golden age for Downwipers/downwipes/Wipedown scenes etc WHICH I MUST SAY COULD BE TRUE BECAUSE THE MESSAGES EVEN THOUGH SUBLIMINAL (i forsaw 2 bros getting molested after browsing supermarket - embedded within a 6 pack of weiners - true story bros) THE MESSAGSE ARE THERE -

ETERNAL CYCLE OF PAIN BROS.



May I present to you EVIDENCE a) :

YouTube - Perfect Brownie - As Seen on TV Network


bros - seriously bros, that was some downlow wipedown berzerker **** - TOTALwipeout had to check pants for fear of selfpoop.


MAY I PRESENT TO YOU EVIDENCE b)

YouTube - Donut Express

Ohkay bros - sorry for that one. Pretty extreme sublimanal tortures - but its for your own good bros.


NOW - its time for the big one. BROS expect PAIN.

this one is the big daddy - watch ouit bros - they may lose your dream....

EVIDENCE c)

YouTube - Big City Slider Station - As Seen on TV Sliders

Bros.... if you are srtill alive:

1- sorry

2- NOT SORRY

3- dont forget to BREATHE

....bros, this was an extreme totalupdate.

Never lose a dream bros.
 

Colt .45 killer

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that donut one is tempting.... think about it .. cinnamon buns .. but .. donutified... that would be like dividing by zero...