HAHAHAHA man, best quote from dod forums

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takadi

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I'd only support this idea if there was a button which put the gum in your mouth, and another you repetedly tap to chew. If you try and stick it too early, it won't be coated with enough saliva. If you run around with it for too long in your mouth, you accidently swallow it. Balance is the key! Different flavours have different advantages. Get enough points you upgrade to bubblegum - takes longer to chew but has a greater lifespan than chewing-gum.

On a side note, I'd like to see shoe laces introduced. I don't think there's nearly enough focus on shoes - give me the name of one soldier who didn't use more than one pair of shoelaces throughout the war. The feature would mean you'd have to stop periodically to tie them up, or risk involuntary proning (to simulate falling). As you get more points, you can upgrade to different kinds of shoelaces - strong materials make for more durability, but do add to overall weight. Snipers can have lightweight shoelaces, but of course the downside is they're shoes lay very vulnerable with such weak material. Suppose if you get really good, they could give you boots with laces covered by your pants, but then the pants system I'll save for another thread. Just way too much good stuff for one post!
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AHAAHHAHAHAHAH sorry, I couldn't resist the worthless post.
 
Bobdog

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I still would like to have urinating on MG barrels to keep them cool put ingame :D
 
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Gwart

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Ghad said:
As would wanking.
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ROFL




-'All quiet on the Western Front?'


I think i'll sneak off for a crafty one ;)


You can see it now on Basovska-your a german Stalking towards the command bunker- but lo whats that in the corner stopping the cap-some Russian guy beating off.

All hail the MasturbaitorMutator.
 
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2ltben

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HeadHunter is like Jesus on those forums, he's allowed to. If you think that's good, do a search for Gangs on the DoD forums, his stuff makes this look like a rational and well-thought idea.
 
D3terioNation

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Well yeh I know he used to be a mod, and came back from no-where quite recently. But I think he's a tad over-sensitive lol

Otherwise I think he's pretty sound! :)

Gonna do a search for gangs now :D
 
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takadi

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I only found one post from gangs....did they erase his posts or something?
 
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icu

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No link to the thread? I'd love to see the context (yes I could search on my own thanks, but should everyone have to?)
 
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Jaesperson

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that forum was one of the reasons i stopped playing dod.
i think that post wasnt all that funny, though
 
Donut

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Ghad said:
Actually, gum chewing and sticking condoms on the end of your rifle in case of bad weather would be worthy additions to any infantry simulator. As would wanking.
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Ummm, glad I dont play DoD....:D
 
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HeadHunter

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D3terioNation said:
Some guy called headhunter had a right go at him, saying he was pissing over someones idea :rolleyes:
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Don't get me wrong - it was kind of a stupid idea IMO... but the purpose of the suggestions forum is just that, suggestions. It's not there to judge others' suggestions or put people down - that's what AIM is for. :p
 
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