Now that we've had several events, I'm just curious as to what everyone's favorite zed models were. For giggles I'm counting the Halloween skins--which were just reskins of the Summer zeds--as separate.
Rank them however you wish. I'm doing less-than-greater-than.
Clot
Summer > Halloween > Vanilla > Elf > Honey Biscuit
I love the babbling insanty of the midgets. The Hillbilly Clot didn't pique my interest at all.
Crawler
(Better Half Of) Uncle Pervis > Christmas > Vanilla > Summer > Halloween
The half-men were so freaking creepy. Was a bit annoyed that I could not for the life of me reliably headshot them. The Summer/Halloween Crawlers hit my uncanny valley in a horrible, horrible way.
Stalker
Mrs. Claws > Maggie Mae > Vanilla > Halloween > Summer
Claws and Maggie were uh... nice to look at. Don't judge me. Vanilla too. The Halloween and Summer models had a bit of the ugly stick going on with them.
Gorefast
Gingerfast > Banjofast > Halloween > Vanilla > Summer
The Gingerfast will always be remembered as the monster with the funniest lines. I simply have to give him first place. Hillbilly gets a close second because he's a zombie redneck who attempts to beat you to death with his banjo. That's freaking hilarious. I liked the skeleton sword-swallowers.
Bloat
Pukey > Christmas > Vanilla > Mama Bessie > Halloween
Killer clown who gave lines from It. That's cool. Christmas also has his charm as well. I ranked the Halloween Bloat last because I forgot what he was, haha.
Husk
Summer > Halloween > Brother Sparky > Christmas > Vanilla
A robot trying to sell you large amounts of fire? Awesome. Redneck trying to kill you with fireworks? Awesome. Snowman pelting you with... fire? Awesome.
Siren
Vanilla > Granny Crystal May > Caroler > Bearded Lady > Pirate
I liked the standard Siren the best. The others were... I don't know. Can't put my finger on it, but they didn't really wow me.
Scrake
Scrake Frost >>>>>> Halloween > Amazing Man-Monkey > Vanilla > Cousin Otis
I've said it many times on these forums, but the Christmas Scrake looked badass. Wonder if those modding guys ever got the Maul online, since it would be a righteous miniboss. The Bunny Scrake was a funny idea, combined with the great lines of the Summer Scrake. Hillbilly Scrake seemed a little bland for me, though he got points for the bizarre panty comments.
Fleshpound
Bubba > Christmas > Vanilla > Frankenpound> Summer
"Get off my lawn!" and "They took our jobs... I took their lives" made the Hillbilly Fleshie for me. Nutpound was a funny concept. Halloween/Summer were meh.
Kevin
Robo-Claus > Sheriff Wade > Vanilla > Ringmaster > Vampire
Don't know why I enjoyed the Christmas Patriarch so much, but I did. Wade was a close second with his great brain comments.
Rank them however you wish. I'm doing less-than-greater-than.
Clot
Summer > Halloween > Vanilla > Elf > Honey Biscuit
I love the babbling insanty of the midgets. The Hillbilly Clot didn't pique my interest at all.
Crawler
(Better Half Of) Uncle Pervis > Christmas > Vanilla > Summer > Halloween
The half-men were so freaking creepy. Was a bit annoyed that I could not for the life of me reliably headshot them. The Summer/Halloween Crawlers hit my uncanny valley in a horrible, horrible way.
Stalker
Mrs. Claws > Maggie Mae > Vanilla > Halloween > Summer
Claws and Maggie were uh... nice to look at. Don't judge me. Vanilla too. The Halloween and Summer models had a bit of the ugly stick going on with them.
Gorefast
Gingerfast > Banjofast > Halloween > Vanilla > Summer
The Gingerfast will always be remembered as the monster with the funniest lines. I simply have to give him first place. Hillbilly gets a close second because he's a zombie redneck who attempts to beat you to death with his banjo. That's freaking hilarious. I liked the skeleton sword-swallowers.
Bloat
Pukey > Christmas > Vanilla > Mama Bessie > Halloween
Killer clown who gave lines from It. That's cool. Christmas also has his charm as well. I ranked the Halloween Bloat last because I forgot what he was, haha.
Husk
Summer > Halloween > Brother Sparky > Christmas > Vanilla
A robot trying to sell you large amounts of fire? Awesome. Redneck trying to kill you with fireworks? Awesome. Snowman pelting you with... fire? Awesome.
Siren
Vanilla > Granny Crystal May > Caroler > Bearded Lady > Pirate
I liked the standard Siren the best. The others were... I don't know. Can't put my finger on it, but they didn't really wow me.
Scrake
Scrake Frost >>>>>> Halloween > Amazing Man-Monkey > Vanilla > Cousin Otis
I've said it many times on these forums, but the Christmas Scrake looked badass. Wonder if those modding guys ever got the Maul online, since it would be a righteous miniboss. The Bunny Scrake was a funny idea, combined with the great lines of the Summer Scrake. Hillbilly Scrake seemed a little bland for me, though he got points for the bizarre panty comments.
Fleshpound
Bubba > Christmas > Vanilla > Frankenpound> Summer
"Get off my lawn!" and "They took our jobs... I took their lives" made the Hillbilly Fleshie for me. Nutpound was a funny concept. Halloween/Summer were meh.
Kevin
Robo-Claus > Sheriff Wade > Vanilla > Ringmaster > Vampire
Don't know why I enjoyed the Christmas Patriarch so much, but I did. Wade was a close second with his great brain comments.
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