Fall of Brittania?

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smilin

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Now, now - that isn't nice! Besides, what self-respecting Englishman would give a rat's arse about Wales or Cornwall?

Well this is one guy from Wales I can think of. Prince something or other. Charles, that's it.


I agree with the other post though. We need a French perk. It should toggle weapon pickup behavior so that you use a key to pickup weapons then don't use one to drop them. A level 6 should also get a 50% bonus to movement speed, but only backwards

...oh and you'll of course have to change all the "insult player" audio files to have clips from the castle scenes in Monty Python's Holy Grail.
 

timur

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Ok corrected

Ok corrected

You're referring to England as Britain.

Wales and Scotland are in Britain.

There is a tunnel connecting Britain and France called the channel tunnel, the associated train is called the Eurostar.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK) has a component on the island of Ireland.

The UK has nuclear submarines, so that in the event of anything happening, the UK would still have nukes. Nearly all nations with nuclear weapons operate mobile nuclear weaponry, that's the whole point behind the Mutually Assured Destruction tactics of the Cold War, so that if any nuclear nation did a first strike, there would still be a nuclear response. This is why both the Russians and the Americans keep some number of nuclear subs at sea and some number of bombers in the air at all times.



I called England Britain. England is what I meant. But Wales and Scotland are totally different and are not near London. The UK includes England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland
 

Benjamin

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and at lvl6 they start with a white flag
and get -50% to all weapon damage

Oh, I see how it is! :p

American perk:

+50% Friendly Fire Damage
-75% Movement Speed
Spawn with a debt of 30 trillion pounds (meaning by the time you've paid off your debt China will be the larger superpower and will use the specimens to take control of the entire world).

:D
 
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Madhate969

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and while all $$ earned goes to paying off the debt, american perk at level 6 starts with all perk weapons thru tier 4 (experimental weapons). And has credit line with trader to buy ammo.
and at level 6 the speed reduction is reduced to 70%
 

smilin

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Sep 19, 2009
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Oh, I see how it is! :p

American perk:

+50% Friendly Fire Damage
-75% Movement Speed
Spawn with a debt of 30 trillion pounds (meaning by the time you've paid off your debt China will be the larger superpower and will use the specimens to take control of the entire world).

:D

LOL you forgot one:
Americans start with a 35 slot maximum carry capacity but 30 slots are already full by virtue of being fat fvkcs.
 

Deafmute

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knee deep in pussy.
It can't go down like that....

IT JUST CAN'T GO DOWN LIKE THAT!!! D:


It has to be a toffs and tories character pack next, top hats, canes and monocles all round chaps!

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

I would pay top dollar for a character pack sporting monocles and top hats. Also, a startling mustache would be ace.
 
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Mahnsikir

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Well thanks to the efforts of such people as Pile, Scotland should be safe for atleast a few months.

http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=542065&postcount=9
Im thinking of rebuilding Hadrians wall to keep you b&^%$ds out only this time im gonna go one better than the bloody Romans. :p :D

Now with pvtpile modifications.

Ta DA....

hadrians_myversion.jpg
 

Sammers

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Jul 2, 2009
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The Isle of Wight would never be allied controlled since it would be let go as an acceptable loss. It's full of inbreds too busy stealing the wheels of each others cars and shagging their cousins. The same applies to Norfolk except it would be the wheels on their tractors.
I love you.

How about the Chav character pack :) ??
You know you HAVE to make it now...
 

[AU]hatori_hanzo

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A nuclear submarine is a submarine powered by a nuclear reactor. But is true, UK and even Brazil and Argentina, has ballistic missile submarines with nukes.

Hi there , im an argentinian citizen and u can fully trust in me when i say that 1 of my farts is Even more powerfull than those " supposed" nuclear warheads , if Zeds cross the ocean and decides to come here we can bomb them using dassault breguet mirages f-1 ( someone said retired plane? ) but as a kamikaze option because , these ancient planes here fall down from the skies due *cough* there is no money to it
 
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timur

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Food for Thought

Food for Thought

Heres some more food for thought: if the patriarch had trained his specimens to fuel the Horzine labs by bringing raw materials, and by jumping into a kind of artificial stomach after devouring huge amounts of biomass(which explains the vats of acid depicted), then doesnt that also add both suspense and motive? Because, then with every kill a specimen makes, it gathers material for a new specimen, and also Kevin Clamely would have more motive, as he wants to gather more material to create more "children". Also, it makes Europe pivital as a stopping point, or else the specimens would have enough rescources to invade all of Eurasia. And once China is taken, the specimens would be unstoppable. Africa would fall, and it would continue until either the specimens figured out how to sail, or the Americas and Australia finally destroy them.


Also, more food for thought: if you were an evil bioengineer, leader of an army, and a twisted head of a "family" of clones, wouldnt it be an obvious step for Kevin Clamely to clone himself? I mean it kinda seems like a logical assumption that he already has.


Just food for thought.
 

mamoo

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Well this is one guy from Wales I can think of. Prince something or other. Charles, that's it.

...oh and you'll of course have to change all the "insult player" audio files to have clips from the castle scenes in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Charles isn't actually Welsh, is he?

Queen: Charles, it's raining.

Charles: You call this rain? This ain't bloody rain, down in the valleys I had to swim to school everyday you *****!

French Guy off Monty Python: Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries!

Phillip: Oh, you're French are you? I can't see any garlic around, has you're primitive, alien mind led you astray?

All real quotes from the royal family you know.

I was thinking more along the lines of those lines in WWI, but that works too.

You mean trenches?
 
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jackel410

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I'm not sure how well miles of trenches and barbwire will fair. Maybe for a few days at most. I would see them just climbing over each other and not to mention the apparent lack of pain.