Now, now - that isn't nice! Besides, what self-respecting Englishman would give a rat's arse about Wales or Cornwall?
Well this is one guy from Wales I can think of. Prince something or other. Charles, that's it.
I agree with the other post though. We need a French perk. It should toggle weapon pickup behavior so that you use a key to pickup weapons then don't use one to drop them. A level 6 should also get a 50% bonus to movement speed, but only backwards
...oh and you'll of course have to change all the "insult player" audio files to have clips from the castle scenes in Monty Python's Holy Grail.