Enlightenment

[timur]

This is the thread of all great KF questions that should and now will be asked. This will bring us closer to enligtenment (the IS2 leads the way)

anyways, here's my bundle to consider today:

How much flesh could a Fleshpound pound, if a Fleshpound could pound flesh?

If you die on suicidal, have you won?

Where do those ammo crates keep coming from?

Where does the dosh go when it swirls away?

If the trader has a LAW sitting on the table, why can't you just take it?

If the Fleshpound has it's hands covered, how does it open unwelded doors?

How did the women get into those airvents anyways?

 

[CandleJack]

Why do Scrakes like trousers?

Why do we like it when she sings?

Why do Stalkers want kisses, and how did they find out about them?

How does money appear in your wallet when you kill specimens?

Where does your unheld weapons go to when you die?

Where do the spare Syringe cartridges come from?

Where do the new darts in the MP7 come from?

If you can only carry a certain amount of magazines, how can you reload full ones constantly?

How does Support gain penetration with shotguns?

If Medic has such good armour cheap, why doesn't he share it with everyone else?

Why doesn't the Bullpup need to be cocked to fire?

How can you weld wood?

 

[weeman2412]

This is the thread of all great KF questions that should and now will be asked. This will bring us closer to enligtenment (the IS2 leads the way)

anyways, here's my bundle to consider today:

How much flesh could a Fleshpound pound, if a Fleshpound could pound flesh?
... but a Fleshpound could pound flesh :|

If you die on suicidal, have you won?
no, as there is no achievements for dieing on suicidal

Where do those ammo crates keep coming from?
Just like dwarves they spawn from the ground..

Where does the dosh go when it swirls away?
Dirt needs money too!

If the trader has a LAW sitting on the table, why can't you just take it?
The trader is secret a pimp and you are secretly her *****.. a ***** will not bite the hand that feeds them.. You touch it you have to pay for it.

If the Fleshpound has it's hands covered, how does it open unwelded doors?
Fleshpounds are psychic.. they move stuff with their minds.. that's why players are always moving backwards when they see an FP.. the FP's psychic abilities are moving you..

How did the women get into those airvents anyways?

???? lolwut?

 

[timur]

Why does it need more salt?

 

[Merin Redplate]

Who murdered his children!?

 

[sverek]

Who threw nades at FP!?

 

[Olivier]

Is she lying when she says she likes the BIG ONE?

 

[Salad Snake]

How does the trader never get caught by zeds? Also, if she likes the big ones, is her weapon of choice an anti-tank rifle?

 

[Olivier]

Also, if she likes the big ones, is her weapon of choice an anti-tank rifle?

SHe never really mentions any specific object, it could even be something else than a weapon

 

[Yomommassis]

Who murdered his children!?

lol
you're a legend

 

[SMIFF]

Who do you think you are?

 

[9_6]

Why is action man bleeding?

 

[slavek]

Does the Level of Aggression go above 11?
How did Bloat become fat?

 

[braindead]

why is abbreviation such a long word and why is dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

 

[pixel]

Who needed money?

 

[Yin]

Why does this thread exist?

 

[Merin Redplate]

Why does this thread exist?

An attempt to gather our knowledge together to teach the ignorant mass of the story behind the unknown!

 

[Olivier]

Why is it raining money?

 

[Deafmute]

Why doesn't the squad use the Trader as bait and just take the weapons?

Why is the Stalker wearing lace?

Why are the Bloat's nipples pierced?

What is the red liquid inside the syringes?

Why do healing darts produce green smoke?

Why doesn't the MP7 ever run out of darts?

How does the Husk know where you are?

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to graft a chainsaw onto a huge man's arm?

Why is FP wearing socks?

 

[vealck]

What is that smell?