Doritos!

[Chadwiick]

Please someone stop the madness!!! These things are torture.... I want to eat later on but I can't if I continue to munch on these, read the forums & type with my left hand only!


EDIT: what is the best way to get rid of the dorito crave?
EDIT2: Wait I did it! The best way is to just take your hand out of the bag and roll it up... *tears* seceret has been revealed.

 

[Merin Redplate]

What do they put in Doritos these days?

 

[Chadwiick]

What do they put in Doritos these days?

Monosodium Glutatmate.

 

[SiC-Disaster]

I could take a whizz in the bag every time you buy one.
Unless you're Bear Grylls that should stop you dead in your tracks. At least, i hope so

 

[Chadwiick]

I could take a whizz in the bag every time you buy one.
Unless you're Bear Grylls that should stop you dead in your tracks. At least, i hope so

Oh gawd, I would NEVER buy a bag again if that happened. I declare Bear Gryll's a phony survivalist! SHANAGINS!

 

[REZ]

I freaking love Doritos. The original nacho cheese kind only though. I feel your pain.. it's almost impossible to stop once you get started. They're one the very few 'bad' things I let myself eat. The ingredients list is just plain scary. One more chemical and they'd be considered a plastic.

 

[AsoBit]

Doesn't taco bell have a taco made with nacho doritos?

 

[Chadwiick]

Doesn't taco bell have a taco made with nacho doritos?

Flamin' Hot Fritos instead.


Here's a good recipe for a doritos meal.
Take some frito lay beandip.
Put on the stove and cook it.
Add some cheese and hot sauce while you cook it.
Once done mixing all ingredients pour it in a bowl.
Grab a bag of doritos and use it as your edible spoon. (the actual chip of course)

 

[Peter.Steele]

What do they put in Doritos these days?

Klonopin, it sounds like.

 

[Merin Redplate]

Klonopin, it sounds like.

Ha! I should've known.

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

Unfortunately, I once ate a stale Dorito. It might as well have been plastic. For eating one chip, I never puked so much in my life.

 

[dogbadger]

Simply make the false assumption that a share bag of doritos will safely soak up a bottle of tequila on an empty stomach.
that's how I got off the blue ones.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Klonopin, it sounds like.

LOLOL

p.s. What's klonopin?

p.p.s. OK a benzodiazepine - yes - most probably.

 

[Zennousha]

I thought I was over my Bold BBQ Doritos addiction.

This thread made me relapse.

 

[Chadwiick]

I thought I was over my Bold BBQ Doritos addiction.

This thread made me relapse.

On behalf of the Doritos Order and Holy Sanctuary... we are sorry?

 

[Uurastaja]

Is this some American junk food packed in a plastic paper through an oily machine?

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

Is this some American junk food packed in a plastic paper through an oily machine?

Aren't they all?

 

[fiftyone]

Well, to tell you the truth, I have absolutely no idea what you are all referring to/2/two/too.
Cheesy Bobs ?

I could google it, but 'google' is your friend .