Dirty Little Secrets of WW2

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Ska Wars

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Well Hitler had a sick fetish for, well i dont know the proper word, but pissing and crapping on people, yes its true

Don't know the proper word either but 'water sports' was always the favourite slang term when i was at college lol
 

DAT

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My late grandfathers dirty lil secret was that when they were on the outskirts of Aachen (30 division) they were entrenched on the battle line. the crapper became off limits to sniping due to tit for tat. One of their own guys bought the farm while taking a crap, so that same day they shot a nazi taking a crap. So the story goes they had a peaceful time while taking a schiezze for the short week they were there.
 

SchutzeSepp

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i saw in a ducumentary that an uncle (i think, or close family at least) of george W. bush, was the accountant of a prisoner/concentration camp in poland?
and that it made him rich, as he had to do all the accountancy and bookwork (from the usa) of all the money and goods taken from prisoners?

and that afterwards he said " i didn't know what they were doing there"

anyone else heard this?
 

DAT

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I saw a duckementary too that had the this character in the shape of a sponge and he had a friend who is a starfish and they were plotting to take over the world and... well you know the rumors on the internet... Pun aside Bush SR's father did have some questionable banking practices with nazi financial instutions (as did a whole lot of other people at the time) and was found guilty and fined. Is this what you are looking for? or you looking for some smoking gun of some grand nazi world order conspiracy bigfoot jooo illumnita connection.
 

BuddyLee

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Well keeping with the Title, the Guy who owned the company where my Dad worked when I was a kid flew B-29's over Japan.

One time when he was talking about his Flying Days, and the long hours of idle time spent in the air before and after the drop, my Dad asked him...

<Dad>: "Al, what did you guys do when you had to use the Crapper"

<Al>: "...we used a bucket, then dumped it out over Japan..."

Is that dirty enough for joo?
 

Reddog

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Well keeping with the Title, the Guy who owned the company where my Dad worked when I was a kid flew B-29's over Japan.

One time when he was talking about his Flying Days, and the long hours of idle time spent in the air before and after the drop, my Dad asked him...

<Dad>: "Al, what did you guys do when you had to use the Crapper"

<Al>: "...we used a bucket, then dumped it out over Japan..."

Is that dirty enough for joo?
Funny my best friends Grandpa was a bombardier and he said the same thing!

He also has a whole ream of his own personal negatives that he took of Hiroshima shortly after the war ended. The place was utterly ****ed up!
 

Nestor Makhno

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Secret from WW1 - my great-granddad got injured by being shot in the arse with a shotgun full of salt crystals by a French farmer cos he was nicking potatoes from his field one night.
 

Cuddles

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Nov 2, 2006
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Secret from WW1 - my great-granddad got injured by being shot in the arse with a shotgun full of salt crystals by a French farmer cos he was nicking potatoes from his field one night.

Holy flaming farts!!!! :eek: And i was thinking diareha was painfull.
 

Tomcat_ha

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I saw a duckementary too that had the this character in the shape of a sponge and he had a friend who is a starfish and they were plotting to take over the world and... well you know the rumors on the internet... Pun aside Bush SR's father did have some questionable banking practices with nazi financial instutions (as did a whole lot of other people at the time) and was found guilty and fined. Is this what you are looking for? or you looking for some smoking gun of some grand nazi world order conspiracy bigfoot jooo illumnita connection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS8I2KjkOvE
 

BuddyLee

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Apr 12, 2006
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...my great-granddad got injured by being shot in the arse...
lol

My Great Uncle Phil was a Ranger, and was shot in the ass after scaling the cliffs at Point Du Hawk. He told me that it really sukked because he wasn't even running away. :)

He was later Awarded the Silver Star, but the Army never formally decorated him. In the '80's the Army finally caught up with him and told him to "come on down" to ceremoniously present him with the medal... he told them "y'all can kiss my arse, I ain't goin' nowhere!" later they showed up in person at his house to present him with the Silver Star.

He was a uproariously funny unapologetic Irishman, missing the tops of his ears from skin cancer... his ball-cap made his ears stick out in the sun, leading to the cancer. RIP Uncle Phil.
 

Gunfan9x19

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Dec 28, 2006
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The Americans took hitlers burnt corpse (with 9mm gunshot wound to his head) did a study on his brain and found out that he enjoyed peeing on people. Believable stuff.

Hitler had only two guns, a .25 PPK and .32 PP. Last thing I heard, nobody knows for sure what he actually did himself in with, but most experts agree that it was probably the .32, though it is possible that he did it with the .25.
 

Bolt

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He did not shot himself. He poisoned his wife, his dog and Fuhrer himself, and then his bodyguards shot the liveless corpse, so that it would be more "manly" looking ("their mottoo -"only pussies drink poison")
 

BuddyLee

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Apr 12, 2006
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He did not shot himself. He poisoned his wife, his dog and Fuhrer himself, and then his bodyguards shot the liveless corpse, so that it would be more "manly" looking ("their mottoo -"only pussies drink poison")
:D link plz, this is the first I have heard of this death scenario...

Yea, poison is for lolly-girls, I would have shot myself with a Panzerfaust. :D:eek: