Describe your sex life with KF quotes!

[Vaecrius]

"I thought you were the best, but you're just like all the others - pathetic!"

"You're ruining everything! What do you think you're doing!?"

"What was it that you had hoped to accomplish?"




..."Superior genetics!"

 

[brick_top1982]

get up them apples!!


I am welding this DOOOOAAAAHHH!!! (I dont know jus like spammin that one )

 

[timur]

(I dont know jus like spammin that one )

DOSH!

And Ill be spamming this one, kind sir:IS2:

 

[mamoo]

The smelly buggers grabbed me!

Let go, you bastard!

I'd rather kiss a pig.

Christ she's ugly, for God's sake don't let her scream.

Oh get on with it, plod!

I'm on my bloody last legs!

Bloody hell, duck!

Damn, that stuff looks nasty.

Oh God, don't step in it!

Give us some bloody money, will ya?

[Next morning]

Wake up, you pillock!

Bloody hell, you stink!

Get down the stairs!

Outside, **** for brains!

 

[Undedd Jester]

Well personally I'd have to go with...

Stalker: "Probably just your imagination..."

 

[brick_top1982]

DOSH!

And Ill be spamming this one, kind sir:IS2:

XD good times

 

[HalfDemon]

"Now I am going to get SERIOUS!"

 

[Uk1t4k3]

"Now I am going to get SERIOUS!"

No more mr nice guy...

 

[timur]

No more mr nice guy...

Now this is a reeal weapon!

 

[Meltigemini]

"You're all fur coat and no knickers, *****es!"

 

[EricFong]

Reloading, give me a sec.

 

[C_Gibby]

Die, you useless clot-sucker!

 

[Meltigemini]

"Stand still, I'll make this quick!"

 

[9_6]

Both barrels for you!

 

[Zerotick]

Stay There, I'll Make Nesquik.

 

[Jack-Carver]

Die, you useless clot-sucker!

replace clot.......

 

[Undedd Jester]

Thinking about it I might also go along with...

Siren: "Get me out of this jacket!"

 

[brick_top1982]

"I need a bloody shoota!" wait.......

 

[Heyman]

Now THIS is a weapon.

 

[C_Gibby]

"Come, children, show daddy how much you love him!"

*the forum falls silent*