Describe your sex life with KF quotes!

[Pluberus]

Got some interesting responses on the Steam forum (http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1422293)

I know you guys have some!

 

[C_Gibby]

Shoot her before she opens her gob!

She could break glass with that scream!

There's your kiss, b*tch!

Two bloody great handfuls!

Yeah, one in each hand!

Now I am going to get serious!

Whoopsee...

Wake up you dozy pillock!

Christ, give me a breather!

Seal the doors, quick!

Stand still, or I stick it where the sun dont bloody shine!

I'm trying to shag you, not heal you.

Running on empty now!

Nothing but fumes left...

Me ammo's all gone!

Puttin' the wood in the 'ole guvnor!

LET GO, YOU BASTARD.

I hear her, but where the hell is she?

 

[Olivier]

Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for a ****!!

 

[FluffyNinja]

Come on if you think you are hard enough.

 

[Rogalik]

"No chance, pal"

 

[9_6]

One in the pipe!

 

[YoYoBatty]

I need some money.

 

[Vaecrius]

Excellent... another batch of test subjects.




...is what she said.

 

[-[SiN]-bswearer]

what smells?

 

[Deadbolt]

"Oh gross, don't step in it."

"That stuff burns."

 

[C_Gibby]

what smells?

It needs more salt

 

[mamoo]

That stings like a bad curry.

 

[brick_top1982]

Cover me, I'm reloading!!

 

[[KJ]]

Cover me, I'm reloading!!

lol nice one.

 

[YoYoBatty]

What have you done to my children?

 

[HCX]

" Christ, I can't move! Get off me, you bloody nonce! "

 

[timur]

"Shut that b*tch up, shes making my head spin"

 

[Uk1t4k3]

Anytime, no rush... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Olivier]

''I'm in deep crap here''
''Hang on, i'm coming''
''Inside, and get to work''
''You can join in any time''
''Oh christ, I'm out''
''It's closing time''
''In your face, pal''
and finally ''.50 Cal fun time!!''

 

[9_6]

Hurr hurr hurr