Corrupt a wish
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Granted, but you lost your job
C-c-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
Wish granted but a crazed hippy with a phobia of electronics breaks into your house to destroy your new computer in fear that it may become sentinent after watching the Terminator series.
I wish I had a dollar so I could play the dollar game in the arcade rooms, you know, the one where you put in 1 dollar and you get 4 quarters. I win everytime.
I wish I had a dollar so I could play the dollar game in the arcade rooms, you know, the one where you put in 1 dollar and you get 4 quarters. I win everytime.
Wish granted, but they changed the "win ratio" so now you only get 2 quarters for each dollar.
I wish the worldcup soccer was over, it's boooring
Wish granted, but you must endure unhappy football fans' vuvuzelas for the next three years 24h\7.
I wish I had a new chair, this one's starting to fall apart.
Wish granted, but the new chair isn't any better.
I wish all the good bands didn't change their styles so radically, so quickly.
Wish granted but now every band plays like it was the early 70's - forever!!!
I wish England could play to their full potential this afternoon.
I wish England could play to their full potential this afternoon.
I know that this post is old... but I still have to respond to it.
Wish granted, you break your spine and get a brand new wheelchair!
Wish granted, but your farts get so strong you blow your butthole apart!
I wish this ****ing tennis match would end already!
wish granted but the end game's tennis ball heads straight for your face and your left unconsious
i wish people would ****in read the rules again seeing as how they are trying soo hard to purpously **** it up...
Wish Granted, people will read the rules again on the first page but unfortunately, they won't care at all about the rules and will continue **** stuff up the first chance they get, thus why they didn't care about the rules the first time they read the first post.
Word of the day: First
I wish I would stop hurting myself at work. Because you know . . . it hurts.
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Wish granted, but then your friend with the happy bottle problem comes to work drunk and proceeds to smash your face in with a coffee mug.
I wish my XP Medic would work on my registry-shat computer.
wiiiish granted - however.. you neglect to save a copy of the current registry settings and upon your next boot the damned machine wont make it past the Windows splash screen before it reboots itself. Have fun reinstalling.
I wish my farts smelled like fresh baked tater-tots. (wait.. they do)
I wish my farts smelled like fresh baked tater-tots. (wait.. they do)
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Wish granted, but a homeless high/drunk guy eats your asshole...
I wish that I had a stockpile of 10000 rnds of ammo for my guns..
Wish granted, but it's all the immediate post-war Yugo surplus. Very brittle casings, and you'll rip the head off every cartridge when you eject it.
I wish my nice shiny brand new Sig GSR 1911 hadn't gotten stolen.
Wish granted, but then you misplace it in East LA, never to see it again.
I wish I had a PS3.