Corrupt a wish

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CandleJack

FNG / Fresh Meat
Dec 2, 2009
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VIC
WIsh granted, but you find out that you computer stopped working.

I wish people would respect the order of posts.

Wish granted, but that doesn't change the past.

I wish people would either stop using, or learn how to use, the M14EBR in Killing Floor.
 

YFGHNG

FNG / Fresh Meat
Mar 30, 2010
549
4
0
OCD
Wish granted, but that doesn't change the past.

I wish people would either stop using, or learn how to use, the M14EBR in Killing Floor.

Wish granted, but then people start spamming it to be funny and newbs come in and think it's the right way to do things, and the cycle starts all over again.

I wish I could kick ***.
 

LemoN

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 26, 2006
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Prussotroll's Bridge
Wish granted, but a challenger appears that kicks your *** so hard it'll become new fashion to wear buttocks as a hat.

I wish it wouldn't be so damm hot in here.

Wish granted, you freeze to death.

I wish that this future weapon "ex Navy SEAL" would stop talking bullsh*t about the US not developing biological weapons in the cold war.
 

Klaus

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 22, 2006
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188
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Israel, Tel-Aviv
Wish granted, but then Uwe Boll makes it into a movie.
Like Twilight.

I wish there was a Candlejack skin in Killing Floor so i could use it, and everyone would see it.

Wish granted but everyone suddendly die, except your mom. So now the only people who can see it is you and your mom.

I wish there would no religion in this world
 

YFGHNG

FNG / Fresh Meat
Mar 30, 2010
549
4
0
OCD
Wish granted, you freeze to death.

I wish that this future weapon "ex Navy SEAL" would stop talking bullsh*t about the US not developing biological weapons in the cold war.

Wish granted, but history paints you as a troll.

I wish...I was a little girl...
 

Crusher

FNG / Fresh Meat
Nov 22, 2005
2,400
376
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Belgium
Wish granted, but you will never grow up.

I wish I'd have a nice botte of Austrian beer right next to me now. :)

Wish granted, it's in a safe next to you, and you don't know the code to open it.

I wish I was the ruler of the universe.
 

Oldih

Glorious IS-2 Comrade
Nov 22, 2005
3,414
412
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Finland
I wish I was the ruler of the universe.

Wish granted, unfortunately you suffer from amnesia and woke up in a garbage bin on the other side of the galaxy with no intelligent life in sight.

I wish I had a vuvuzela to annoy the **** out of people.
 

Fedorov

FNG / Fresh Meat
Dec 8, 2005
5,726
2,774
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Wish granted, unfortunately you suffer from amnesia and woke up in a garbage bin on the other side of the galaxy with no intelligent life in sight.

I wish I had a vuvuzela to annoy the **** out of people.

Wish granted, but you'll be in soviet Russia by then, so a lot of people will have vuvuzelas to annoy the **** out of you instead

I wish people stop corrupting wishes... =P
 

VidGameDude

FNG / Fresh Meat
May 14, 2010
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4
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Wish granted, but you'll be in soviet Russia by then, so a lot of people will have vuvuzelas to annoy the **** out of you instead

I wish people stop corrupting wishes... =P

i told you specifically in the rules not to make a wish that stops this thread...but wish granted, VidGameDude sends for an admin and you are banned from posting in this thread for 1 week.

i wish he had read the rules more clearly...
 

Oldih

Glorious IS-2 Comrade
Nov 22, 2005
3,414
412
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Finland
i wish he had read the rules more clearly...

Wish granted, but you're still FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU about the whole incident.

I wish I had enough luck to win jackpot (so to speak) in any game that involves gambling.
 
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YFGHNG

FNG / Fresh Meat
Mar 30, 2010
549
4
0
OCD
Wish granted, but you're still FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU about the whole incident.

I wish I had enough luck to win jackpot (so to speak) in any game that involves gambling.

Wish granted, but then your bank accounts get hacked and you get mugged in the streets of what remaining meager amounts you had left.

I wish I had an open bottle of vodka in my hand right now.
 

Capt.Marion

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 12, 2006
2,049
47
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Beantown
I wish I had an open bottle of vodka in my hand right now.

Wish granted, but you don't notice that the bottle has been re-purposed to hold [insert unpleasant substance here] until after you take a swig.


I wish I could caught up with my to-do-list and keep it that way for longer than a day.
 

Floyd

Grizzled Veteran
Feb 19, 2006
4,313
725
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Waterproof
www.ro50pc.net
Wish granted, but you don't notice that the bottle has been re-purposed to hold [insert unpleasant substance here] until after you take a swig.


I wish I could caught up with my to-do-list and keep it that way for longer than a day.
Wish granted, but with the extra time on your hands you find the girl of your dreams. Now your "to-do" list is a "honey-do" list that has infinite "honey-do's".

I wish I could shoot competitively again.