Corrupt a wish

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Deafmute

FNG / Fresh Meat
Oct 22, 2009
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knee deep in pussy.
Wish granted, unfortunately the mailman delivered your package to the wrong house.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

Wish granted, but it is fish-flavored ice cream. You must eat it all or you will be banished to limbo.

I wish my friend's boyfriend wasn't an annoying twat so I could hang out with her more often.
 

LemoN

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 26, 2006
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Prussotroll's Bridge
Wish granted, but it is fish-flavored ice cream. You must eat it all or you will be banished to limbo.

I wish my friend's boyfriend wasn't an annoying twat so I could hang out with her more often.

Wish granted, but you will be friend zoned, if you like it or not. :p

I wish all ants would die. (FUUUUUUUUU ants, all over mah kitchen!)
 

Thalvik

FNG / Fresh Meat
May 15, 2007
140
43
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I wish I had a nice garden.

Wish granted, but your garden is now called "garden of Eden" and you're kicked out by god.

I wish my ordered Bluetooth dongle will connect with my Wii Remote, so I can use Freetrack.
 

Shadrach

Grizzled Veteran
May 2, 2006
2,688
400
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Elitist Prick Ski Lodge
stian.freeshell.org
Mamoo said:
Wish granted, your house is infested with anteaters.

Thats... not really how nature works :p

Wish granted, but your garden is now called "garden of Eden" and you're kicked out by god.

I wish my ordered Bluetooth dongle will connect with my Wii Remote, so I can use Freetrack.

Wish granted, but now no-one knows what you're talking about, and you also look like an idiot jumping about in front of your TV playing Sports Resort so all your friends avoid you forever and you die alone and sad.

I wish I lived in a warmer country where it didn't rain every bloody summer day, like Spain or Australia.
 

VidGameDude

FNG / Fresh Meat
May 14, 2010
86
4
0
Wish granted, you now are living in the sahara desert.

I wish I would have another cup of coffee right now.


wish granted, but its a double Mint Mocciado and you puke at the intensity of the sMell

i wish people would pay More attention to our worlds probleMs
 

Klaus

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 22, 2006
806
188
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Israel, Tel-Aviv
wish granted, but its a double Mint Mocciado and you puke at the intensity of the sMell

i wish people would pay More attention to our worlds probleMs

Wish granted, however too much attention resulted everyone to be socialists and this resulted in the rise of a new soviet empire and now 70% of the world is occupied by an oppressive regime and IS4 is now the greatest tank ever.

I wish RO 2 would come out tommorow.
 

LemoN

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 26, 2006
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Prussotroll's Bridge
Wish granted, however too much attention resulted everyone to be socialists and this resulted in the rise of a new soviet empire and now 70% of the world is occupied by an oppressive regime and IS4 is now the greatest tank ever.

I wish RO 2 would come out tommorow.

Wish granted, but it's so buggy that it won't run on any pc.

I wish the King Tiger could at last stand a tiny wee bit of a chance against the mighty IS2.
 

Oldih

Glorious IS-2 Comrade
Nov 22, 2005
3,414
412
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Finland
I wish the King Tiger could at last stand a tiny wee bit of a chance against the mighty IS2.

Wish granted, but for every King Tiger on the front there's over 9000 IS-2, and the KT crewmen won't respond to any command or orders without yelling their names atleast three times.

I wish a I had more wine, ran out of just moment ago.
 

LemoN

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 26, 2006
6,293
2,346
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Prussotroll's Bridge
Wish granted, but for every King Tiger on the front there's over 9000 IS-2, and the KT crewmen won't respond to any command or orders without yelling their names atleast three times.

I wish a I had more wine, ran out of just moment ago.

Wish granted, but it's South African Whi-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
(There obviously was a never ending vuvuzela player included that never cheases to play.)

I wish tomorrow would be Wednesday. (the day I finally go home to Austria)
 

VidGameDude

FNG / Fresh Meat
May 14, 2010
86
4
0
Wish granted, now you are time-looped into Tuesday forever.

I wish no more vuvuzBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

wish granted, but now every living creature that makes that sound is pissed and silently behind you wanting to put you in your grave.

i wish for a robotic unicorn to go back in time and rampage in the 1200's at village where knights in shining armor have to do battle.
 

Floyd

FNG / Fresh Meat
Feb 19, 2006
4,313
725
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Waterproof
www.ro50pc.net
Wish granted, but while you were placing the robotic unicorn in the time machine someone flipped the switch and you were transported back in time, too. Unfortunately, your DNA and the robotic unicorn's molecules were interspersed. Now you have the unicorns horn. Curiously, it (the unicorn's horn) is robotic and not very appropriately attached to your body. :eek:

I wish I had Nestor's new computer build.....
 

Swanky

FNG / Fresh Meat
May 20, 2010
449
44
0
Germany
granted, but you get some rootkit virus shipped with the installation dvd.

Wish I got some leet modelling skills and more time right now.
 

CandleJack

FNG / Fresh Meat
Dec 2, 2009
3,399
1,059
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VIC
Grained but a more anointing instrument is made.

I wish for Half life EP:3/Hl3

Wish granted, but then Uwe Boll makes it into a movie.
Like Twilight.

I wish there was a Candlejack skin in Killing Floor so i could use it, and everyone would see it.