Corrupt a wish
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Granted, but your sole area of interest are furry anthropomorphic abominations... Oh wait...
I wish Russians would stop using 10-syllabic words so liberally.
Granted, now they'll change them for 12-syllabic words.
I wish HOES was released this month
Granted, but its the Russian version- the 12 syllabic words russian.
I wish I would easily pass next week's economics test
I wish I would easily pass next week's economics test
Wish granted, however as you put your pen down you realise you're in your underwear.Granted, but its the Russian version- the 12 syllabic words russian.
I wish I would easily pass next week's economics test
I wish my country wasn't run by such fools.
Wish granted, it's run by intelligent super-beings bent on world domination, who also hate Australians.
I wish cup-a-soups didn't get that weird mush at the bottom.
Granted - the weird mush floats to the top and gets over your top lip.
p.s. For many years Australia was... they were called the English
I wish my retarded, alcoholic, upstairs neighbour would die.
Granted , but his spirit will annoy you forever.
I wish my PC won't overheat anymore
granted, it overheats one last time
. ( incinerating you and your computer and that guys neighbour )I wish ROHOS will have 3d voip.
granted, it overheats one last time
I wish ROHOS will have 3d voip.
Granted, but every pubescent American kid will spam the crap out of it the first match you play.
I wish I had the roll up sleeves perk in real life.
Granted, but your arms get frostbite and have to be amputated.
I wish I could kick doors in like a ****ing ninja.
Wish granted, however you develop a knack of doing it at the most inappropriate times and become the target of a class action lawsuit involving all the people who's doors you have kicked in.
I wish my area was going to be the next one where they put fibre in the ground.
Wish granted.
Its glass fibre and the dust just aggravates your lungs.
I wish someone would tell me "what is the benefit of putting fibre in the ground" ?
Someone does tell you, but you just don't get it, even when they use words of no more than two syllables to explain how fiber optic is the future of high speed data transfer, and the cables have to be run below the ground.
I wish I'd get over this damnable cold already, but without it turning into pneumonia like I keep expecting it to.
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Wish granted, you now have a raging fever.
I wish I was better at job interviews.
Granted, but the only positions left in the classifieds are those of jizz moppers.
I wish that it was summer already.
Granted, but the only positions left in the classifieds are those of jizz moppers.
I wish that it was summer already.
Wish granted, and we get a heatwave even more potent than the one in 2003.
I wish I had a job in a hobby shop right now.
C_Gibby said:
Wish granted, but your job is to eradicate a serious fungus infestation in the hobby shop's basement. You must bring your own tools, and you cannot leave the basement until it's free of the infestation (for fear of contamination).
I wish I met a friendly alien.
Wish granted. It's a little too friendly, and it wants to impregnate you with its translucent wriggly squirty tube.
I wish IS-2ism was more popular than the Jedi religion. At least IS-2 has proof of existence!