Corrupt a wish

[Jamer]

Wish granted, but the beer was contaminated and gives you food (drink? ) poisoning.

I wish my cellphone battery never died!

Wish granted, but then you have to buy a new phone for your battery every three days.


I wish I could find a lantern that gave me three wish's!

 

[fiftyone]

Wish granted, but then you have to buy a new phone for your battery every three days.


I wish I could find a lantern that gave me three wish's!

Wish granted. Unfortunately your first wish brings you back to this Thread .

I wish the little men would get out of the f***ing helicopter when I want em to (ArmAII/OA editor).

 

[Swanky]

Yeah right, but the helicopter crashes and that ruins your game.
Wish I wouldn't feel sick right now.

 

[Jaesperson]

Wish I wouldn't feel sick right now.

wish granted, but now you dont feel anything at all.

i wish i wasnt participating in this thread

 

[Alexander Ostmann]

wish granted, but now you dont feel anything at all.

i wish i wasnt participating in this thread

Granted, you've just been banned.

I wish I had my own KT in my driveway.

 

[Floyd]

Granted, you've just been banned.

I wish I had my own KT in my driveway.

Wish granted. Enjoy
YouTube - TIGER S33 Movie

I wish I could bear the Hoff's children.

 

[mamoo]

I wish I could bear the Hoff's children.

Wish granted, but you have to squeeze them out of your jap's eye.

I wish I had a real-life SV-98 sniper rifle.

 

[Alexander Ostmann]

Wish granted, but you have to squeeze them out of your jap's eye.

I wish I had a real-life SV-98 sniper rifle.

Granted. It came with no firing pin.

I wish the IS-2 had a weakness.

 

[C_Gibby]

I wish the IS-2 had a weakness.

Wish granted. We all lost World War 2.

I wish I had Penumbra already.

 

[Oldih]

I wish I had Penumbra already.

Wish granted. A week from here the authorities finds you dead in your room full of dirty bricks.

I wish it would be monday already.

 

[Swanky]

Wish granted, you have to go to work again.
Wish I had an idea for my story.

 

[C_Gibby]

Wish I had an idea for my story.

Wish granted but your hands fall off, you lose your voice and there's no way of getting that book written.

I wish this thread didn't almost die.

 

[VidGameDude]

Wish granted but your hands fall off, you lose your voice and there's no way of getting that book written.

I wish this thread didn't almost die.

wish granted and then I CAME BACK 6_9

i wish the forums were active like they were a year ago with budding modelers and animators like...*sigh*

 

[LemoN]

i wish the forums were active like they were a year ago with budding modelers and animators like...*sigh*

>Implying that the KF forums are a valid part of the TWI forums

Wish granted, we now have 2000 casual gamers spamming the crap out of this forum with useless threads.

I wish that my dl would finish already >.<

 

[mamoo]

I wish that my dl would finish already >.<

Wish granted, but the file is corrupt and cannot be opened.

I wish I wasn't skint.

 

[Floyd]

Wish granted. Now you are indentured.
I wish I drank Dos Equis.

 

[Deafmute]

Wish granted. Now you are indentured.
I wish I drank Dos Equis.

Wish granted. You can now drink nothing else and attractive women do not flock to you.

I wish my homework was finished.

 

[=GG= Mr Moe]

Wish granted. You can now drink nothing else and attractive women do not flock to you.

I wish my homework was finished.

It is, however someone near you lit a cigarette and you farted... causing it all to burn up and your comp to melt so you have to start again.

I wish that it was only Friday night and there was more time left for the weekend.

 

[Darkwave]

I wish that it was only Friday night and there was more time left for the weekend.

Wish granted but , you'll have a powercut wich will melt the fuses of your house and make everything blow up.

I wish I had Ninja Skillz

 

[mamoo]

I wish I had Ninja Skillz

Granted, but you make a mistake and break your neck, paralysing you forever.

I wish my PC ran 16-bit games.