Comical Ideas and suggestions

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Madhate969

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Since TW is working on an update, i find it hard to discuss the good and serious idea that I normally find on here, I want to wait and see what they are coming out with, and then build on that, but reading the same post everytime I come here isn't very exciting either.

Want I want to here are the random/amusing, but not really good ideas, such as

Cream pie mode - All projectiles are cream pies, each hit decreases accuracy by 10%, till the clones cannot hit you, then you round them up and go after their goey butts with chain saws

New object, cry babies - Random civillians that you cannot save, but you hear them crying in the corner, and as soon and you can see them a clone pounces and starts to munch their flesh. Or you just hear their crying stop and is replaces with squishy sounds.

I'm also a fan of the new charature, the Granny- She birthed 12 kids in her house with no Dr, and lived thru 2 world wars, the hell some Zombie/Clone SOB is going to eat her flesh. Her walker has a gun rack, and she sh*ts nades. Added ablity of a siren like scream, and she yells the clones into submission
 
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koneko

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Olivier said:
TWI really needs to clean this forum
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A fine alternative could just be to keep this one thread around for all of the people making "comical" suggestions to exercise their funny bone without cluttering the forums. Reminds me of that old thread I used to see that said it was the one and only place to whine about how KF is dying/not updated/etc.

Edit: Or make a whole new thread for it entirely and delete all of the other ones that have been made thus far. I only say this, because it would be less work having all of that garbage focused in one unobtrusive spot than having to keep a mod around to constantly mop up this stuff.
 
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Olivier

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koneko said:
A fine alternative could just be to keep this one thread around for all of the people making "comical" suggestions to exercise their funny bone without cluttering the forums. Reminds me of that old thread I used to see that said it was the one and only place to whine about how KF is dying/not updated/etc.

Edit: Or make a whole new thread for it entirely and delete all of the other ones that have been made thus far. I only say this, because it would be less work having all of that garbage focused in one unobtrusive spot than having to keep a mod around to constantly mop up this stuff.
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Nah, we really need an other Operation Gardening from the Moderators, this is becoming an issue.
 
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Madhate969

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Dec 15, 2009
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Wow lots of anger, I figured it would have been used up on the many many threads about

new weapons (like COD or MOH, ect)
SS is OP
Firebug needs love
we need new zeds
we need new perks
and the other 4 topics that get repeated every couple of months.

Sorry that noone think pies in the face are funny any more.

I read the forums at work and have read when someone new gets on the forums and suggest their ideas and then get told they are stupid for not searching right or checking page 44 for the same thread, instead I would like to read more about excessivily big guns ( like the one for the gunslinger that was like 4 foot revolver or something) or silly zeds, or useless perks, without having to read the troll post of about how the idea is stupid and a waste of time. I though by putting comical in the title the uber serious would skip the thread. and let it be for people that like joking about and awesome intense game. And sometimes when talking about silly ideas, a good one will pop up, it might encourge creative think, rather than so many negitive posts (see half of the above thread)

New perk - Whipping boy

Increase run speed (at level 6, 120%)
Damage reduction (double the berseker)
decrease carrying -6 blocks at lvl 1 -> -2 blocks at level 6
and slower firing speed
causes instant rage in zeds

Commonly goes by the nick name "bait"
 
beerhead

beerhead

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Oct 28, 2009
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Madhate969 said:
I'm also a fan of the new charature, the Granny- She birthed 12 kids in her house with no Dr, and lived thru 2 world wars, the hell some Zombie/Clone SOB is going to eat her flesh. Her walker has a gun rack, and she sh*ts nades. Added ablity of a siren like scream, and she yells the clones into submission
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this granny wouldn't yell ,she will shoot your toodles
YouTube - Machine Gun Granny

don't mess with this one either :D
YouTube - Super Granny
 
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Azukki

Azukki

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The LAR may be cheap, but even for its low price, it feels a wee bit dull.
Which is why I suggest adding an altfire flashlight, just like the shotgun.

Except, instead of a tinky little flashlight, why not light up the entire room for everyone, and blind your targets, with 4000000 candlepower?
LARFlashlight.jpg

(mounted with tactical, stealthy, black electrical tape)
 
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mikeloeven

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replace the siren's scream with clips from classical opera for a truely torturous effect that will actualy hurt your ears IRL
 
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