Cease and desist / Why I <3 TW

[Letum]

Dear Tripwire

I represent a group of leading names from various high profile companies within the Gaming Industry.

It has come to our attention that with your current ongoing project,

 

[[tR]Mad Mac]

*claps*

 

[BuddyLee]

Do you work for Infinity Ward? . . . are you Grant Collier?

 

[Mogget]

Wall of text crits you for 49216
You die.

 

[snakedude24]

*high five*

 

[Letum]

*high five*

*back at you*

Edit: corrected after see below

 

[snakedude24]

*back at you*

 

[oldslowguy]

ROFL........................

 

[Pishi]

*low fives!*

 

[popbob]

*drops pants and walks into thread*

But seriously, I laughed to the point where I was gasping for air.

 

[Gardner]

Jonathan Swift

Jonathan Swift

This is one of the best pieces of satire I've read in my life.

 

[[CiA]Stiletto]

YTMND

heh...

 

[Hyperion2010]

I think this needs to be spread around the intarnetz

The sad thing is that it is a pretty damned good representation of what the GI does....

 

[Colt .45 killer]

as i was reading that i was thinkin, this is either a hoax, or im about to cuss this sob outa this forums! lols , funny tho, so true; are you sure you dont work for ea games??

 

[Ullis]

In order to expedite this issue we have chosen to ignore for the moment many errant aspects of your strategy or lack of, and focus your attention instead on three

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Letum - this is a brilliant piece of satire! Laughed so hard milk came out of my nose....and I wasn't even drinking any!

It is also one of the best pieces of writing of any kind that I have read for a while, full stop.

Full kudos, a Knight's Cross and a Hero of the Soviet Union to you.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

...and a big (but manly) hug as well.

 

[[TW]Wilsonam]

I liked it so much, I stickied it Go on - spread it over the net!!! I like free advertising - its the only type we can usually afford

 

[Letum]

I made a sticky topic!
*Dances around and loses all dignity*
I feel honoured.

What do I win?

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Dammit, you already got a sticky and a big hug, what more do you want?