KF Capitalists guide to killing floor

[larkstongues42]

1. Go medic, get paid everytime you heal, then go offperk dual flares. Because when you blind your teammates they get hit and you get to heal them.
2. Reload dual flare revolvers often and spam them on Fleshpounds just to tank them. Ignore closeby Sirens when there's Fleshpound present.
3. Ask for money as medic, be piggy bank of team but refuse to share, then go zerk next wave and die.
4. Kite the last 1-2 specimen the entire map and snag Fire axe and handcannon spawns while dead teammates are waiting and going between waiting for you to finish or taking a toilet break.
5. Shoot 5-10 bullets from medic rifle at crawlers behind teammates (be sure all your bullets get blocked) then reload, rinse and repeat when needed
6. Try to be a tank medic for all Scrakes you see. When a teammate gets close to shoot it, backstep from Scrake then heal the aggro puller teammate from 20 hp.
7. Unload your whole magazine to the silenced Sirens, never aim at their head then heal teammates from 50 hp.
8. As a last man standing, don't share money with newly respawned teammates who lost 30% of their dosh on death. Instead; go Demolition and maximize pipes or go Support and buy an AA12 or even better go Sharp and buy an M99.

Pretty impressive. Do you offer lessons? Currently I can only hope to be such a good teammate as you are.

 

[naksiloth]

Pretty impressive. Do you offer lessons? Currently I can only hope to be such a good teammate as you are.

I don't offer personal lessons sorry. All about personal experience and gittin' gud. Fortunately here are more protips, remember you get better when you spare time:

9. Always buy pipes offperk with extra money, and set them at seperated spots, random raging Scrakes are always profitable. Also buy offperk pipes at the start of Patriarch wave instead of sharing dough with your money craving Demolition.
10. When someone is kiting the Fleshpound heal the kiting zerk from behind with med-syringe and block his path, so he will eat another 75 damage slam at the face from Fleshpound then your second syringe shot won't be wasted at all.
11. As a kiting team never let go of your dual flares as a medic or zerk, fall behind tell team to wait for you, spam flares from corners then heal teammates who got overwhelmed from front spawns, right after your 4 seconds dual flares reload.
12. When playing Zerk remember everyone loves Dorf Axe. Swipe raging Scrakes on your teammates' face and heal them later. Especially take attention to swipe Fleshpounds or Scrakes closer to your Sharpshooter or Support Specialist so he'll pull aggro and miss the headshot at the same time by not maintaining the distance. Which will give you a chance to ditch the whole team and solo.

A good half of that whole list are things that happened to me when playing pubs

 

[larkstongues42]

I don't offer personal lessons sorry. All about personal experience and gittin' gud. Fortunately here are more protips, remember you get better when you spare time:

9. Always buy pipes offperk with extra money, and set them at seperated spots, random raging Scrakes are always profitable. Also buy offperk pipes at the start of Patriarch wave instead of sharing dough with your money craving Demolition.
10. When someone is kiting the Fleshpound heal the kiting zerk from behind with med-syringe and block his path, so he will eat another 75 damage slam at the face from Fleshpound then your second syringe shot won't be wasted at all.
11. As a kiting team never let go of your dual flares as a medic or zerk, fall behind tell team to wait for you, spam flares from corners then heal teammates who got overwhelmed from front spawns, right after your 4 seconds dual flares reload.
12. When playing Zerk remember everyone loves Dorf Axe. Swipe raging Scrakes on your teammates' face and heal them later. Especially take attention to swipe Fleshpounds or Scrakes closer to your Sharpshooter or Support Specialist so he'll pull aggro and miss the headshot at the same time by not maintaining the distance. Which will give you a chance to ditch the whole team and solo.

A good half of that whole list are things that happened to me when playing pubs

Thank you, naksiloth-sensei~

 

[naksiloth]

Thank you, naksiloth-sensei~

You're welcome larks-sama.

When you falter from trying, remember the words of some KF master said long ago; "What could go wrong?".