As looney as this sounds, I think it could work. Having some ideas now...
I like the idea of it being a melee weapon, but I would change the design and use. How I see it working is more like having a pair of FP hands that you can maul with! Or, if you want to keep the brick model, just have a brick tied to each hand, and use them like boxing gloves... (left click=left punch, right click=right punch).
- Alt-Fire would would be a FP head clap, or dual tied brick clap of some sort.
- Brick or FP Hands would be extremely heavy so you can only use your knife if you purchase this (15/15)
- Yes, your speed would go down, but with such a powerful melee weapon, the additional perk speed from beserker would help with the weight.
- Extremely Powerful, at a medium-fast attack, medium alt fire attack, and very expensive, even for beserker (1,375 pounds).
- Death animations would be limited to only head dismemberment. Animation of single strike head punch explosion, and alt-fire head clap explosion. All other body shots will equal a normal death fall.
- Melee attacks from FP hands, or brick hands towards an FP will not turn him red...
Lets stop here and see what you guys think so far...