Baddest Santa one-liners

[Steg]

Duke Nukem reference?

They Live... but Not For Long!

 

[timur]

Just a question for TWI: how do you guys come up with all these one-liners, especially the XMas ones?

Do you guys get in a conference and tell each other jokes 'till you have ebough?

Does someone get assigned to "epic one-liners"?

Or Do you just have Wilsonam start talking into the mic in funny voices, and use editing software to make it sound scary?

 

[Starsky]

not really a one-liner, but I wanted to post it anyways...

Looks like Santa ran out of coal, so now...
*puts on shades*
He's handing out lead.
YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


I couldn't resist

 

[Deafmute]

Just a question for TWI: how do you guys come up with all these one-liners, especially the XMas ones?

Do you guys get in a conference and tell each other jokes 'till you have ebough?

Does someone get assigned to "epic one-liners"?

Or Do you just have Wilsonam start talking into the mic in funny voices, and use editing software to make it sound scary?

I would so take a job as an epic one-liner.

 

[BenioX]

I got most epic line which OPs all other one-liners which Baddest Santa should say!
"I hate Justin Bieber!"

 

[CWalkthroughs]

I got most epic line which OPs all other one-liners which Baddest Santa should say!
"I hate Justin Bieber!"

I'd like that.