American Expansion

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vealck

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1) How on earth would the specimens get over to the States? I mean a bunch of bloats could float over I guess, but a fleshpound would sink like a stone. PLus I highly doubt he could be sat on a boat for a day or so and not rip out the crews spleens.

Patriarch travelled to the shores of USA on KF-Icebreaker, which, as far as we're concerned, doubled as specimen factory, so he quickly replenished his army of clones and unleashed it upon unsuspecting cities :eek:
 

Undedd Jester

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Patriarch travelled to the shores of USA on KF-Icebreaker, which, as far as we're concerned, doubled as specimen factory, so he quickly replenished his army of clones and unleashed it upon unsuspecting cities :eek:

To be fair... the specimens on that boat keep getting demolished, it can't be an economic way to transport them with all them pesky survivors running amok...
 

shadowraiki

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I don't even understand how the scrakes would bring over specimens... so now instead of bringing America to the fight, we bring the fight to America?
 

Olivier

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I don't even understand how the scrakes would bring over specimens... so now instead of bringing America to the fight, we bring the fight to America?

Thats because you are misunderstanding the situation!!!! SCARKES..... not Scrakes
 

ro_sauce

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I don't even understand how the scrakes would bring over specimens... so now instead of bringing America to the fight, we bring the fight to America?

it's an old joke, you gotta search the forums to find the picture of the scarke.

anyways, who's to say that kevin didnt already have clone facilities in america? is he just gonna contract with the british government when he can get a bunch more money from america, considering all the weapons research programs we already have over here.
 

Olivier

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The diagram is here!



The zones in green is where the Scarkes are reproducing. They will attempt to take control of the zone in pink with blue dots in the next few weeks, but for the moment they had to retreat because this zone is equipped with ASCs (Anti-Scarke-Cannons). Patty's working on a way to breed his Scarkes with Stalkers to make them invisible, but the Stalkers don't want to **** with something that only says HUURRR HHURRRRR.

Black arrows = invasion
Red arrows = Retreat
 
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-[SiN]-bswearer

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thanks oli this made my day :)

oh, so the JSDF was just turning the scarkes into sushi then? that brings up a good idea for a new melee weapon for the Tokyo expansion....chopsticks! :eek::D
 

YFGHNG

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Dude...the handle at the bottom totally looks like a lightsaber.

Patriarch travelled to the shores of USA on KF-Icebreaker, which, as far as we're concerned, doubled as specimen factory, so he quickly replenished his army of clones and unleashed it upon unsuspecting cities :eek:

The US Marine Corp ask about the sanctity of KF_Icebreaker in US waters, and when the specs don't reply, they bomb the living **** out of them.
 

vealck

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The US Marine Corp ask about the sanctity of KF_Icebreaker in US waters, and when the specs don't reply, they bomb the living **** out of them.

Patriarch gets on the radio and tells Americans that it's a vessel with Chinese emigrants that had enough of communistic regime. Being mostly highschool drop-outs, Marines believe everything and escort the unit to a safe port, where every one last of them gets fleshpounded :D
 

YFGHNG

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Um, you do know that all branches of the US government armed forces have a specialized school they go to, right? It's basically a university.

West Point = US Army, would be the prime example.
 

vealck

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Um, you do know that we're talking about background story for a hypothetical expansion to a computer game containing cannibalistic clones and mutant-scientist with chest penis, right?
 

mamoo

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Um, you do know that we're talking about background story for a hypothetical expansion to a computer game containing cannibalistic clones and mutant-scientist with chest penis, right?

Oh, I though we were talking about expanding my business ideas to work with the US economy.