AA12 support spams scrake in the face dies. Respawns, does same thing. Asks why I didn't heal him/her then leaves.
All of my teammates in Killing Floor - A thread of fails
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Last night I played Abusementpark, HOE, as a zerker. Most of the teammates, zerkers, medics and a sharpie, died in every wave which left me kiting the rest of the zeds troughout the game. Was pretty satisfied with myself when wave 10 ended and I had 1000+ kills for the second time in my KF-career. My plan was to go medic xbow as I didn't really count on my team to play their parts correcty. This would give me the option to solo Patty if needed later. Well, as it turned out I forgot to switch perks... And the "medic-nade" I threw on my own feet blew me up. Team wiped afterwards...
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Playing mountain pass with 3 buddies and a couple of pubs. Wave 10 starts and three flesh pounds spawn. One of the pubs is a zerk with a katana and a CROSSBOW, so he shoots EACH fp in the head ONCE. We are all by the trader on the highway and the time we turn and go oh s*** the two pubs are dead along with a medic trying to save them. I'm sharp with m14 and take one and die. Buddy is commando and goes down in a blaze of bullets. Final friend alive is zerk and runs. He calms the third just to have the second one run up and kill him
Did he really think he would one shot the flesh pounds?????? Sigh
Did he really think he would one shot the flesh pounds?????? Sigh
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Aperture, 6 man HoE, we were holding Potato room.
I was Commando with m32 and SCAR.
A Fleshpound was walking on the platform to us, and I started to shoot it with the m32, so it raged, but then fell down the platform. It raged back up the ramp too quickly for me to shoot it anymore and ended up killing Nips who was in front.
Failed so hard there.
Later, I started to take a Fleshpound on the platform again with the m32. I got in 2 shots when a Gorefast that no one shot came running in, clipping my grenade, detonating it in my face killing me. So another Fleshpound that was raged and hurt a teammate.
gg Puppy, gg.
I was Commando with m32 and SCAR.
A Fleshpound was walking on the platform to us, and I started to shoot it with the m32, so it raged, but then fell down the platform. It raged back up the ramp too quickly for me to shoot it anymore and ended up killing Nips who was in front.
Failed so hard there.
Later, I started to take a Fleshpound on the platform again with the m32. I got in 2 shots when a Gorefast that no one shot came running in, clipping my grenade, detonating it in my face killing me. So another Fleshpound that was raged and hurt a teammate.
gg Puppy, gg.
Puppy, Puppy. You're supposed to blame any/all of your other teammates for not killing the gorefast!
Also, I've been bad and skipping out on Fat Fridays. For shame. :[
I was playing on Filth's Cross (6 man HoE, wave 10), kiting the map as a sharp. The rest of my team were dead, wiped out by the dreaded siren bomb. I was down to the last 5 specimens, a siren, a Gorefast, 2 crawlers and a FP. I rounded a corner into a siren, killing it with a quick panic spam. As I continued down the hallway, I saw the Fp round the corner in front of me. Realising that I had forgot to reload my M14 after the siren encounter, I attempted to reload my gun while backpedaling, but found myself unable to move. I quickly realised that I had pressed "t" instead of "r", and hit enter at the same time that the Fp hit me.
"sssssawaadssr"
I survived the Fp hit and managed to kill it before it hit me again, and for a moment, I thought I was safe.
Until the crawler that was hiding behind the Fp jumped and killed me... The dreaded "T" strikes again
"sssssawaadssr"
I survived the Fp hit and managed to kill it before it hit me again, and for a moment, I thought I was safe.
Until the crawler that was hiding behind the Fp jumped and killed me... The dreaded "T" strikes again
Professional wipe artist.
Why is it the distance safety on grenades is so temperamental and situational? It seems all the times you don't need it to go off and it normally shouldn't - it blows up in your grill.
On a related note to blowing up -
Was on Deck 16 on the sperks server I usual and everybody was holing up at the back of the map on the middle floor. I was supervising my turret on the elevator side entrance while some support is down the ramp closer to the elevator (right under the spawn zone there) and I'm letting him kill most of the stuff. Well he rolls the dice (server has RTD mod and slots) and gets one where it makes you auto throw a live grenade. Right about the same time a husk decided to fire in his general vicinity. Literally the moment he rolled he just blew up in a fiery explosion.
It was like clockwork. Karmahusk strikes again.
Portal turret? Does this server also have those little spidery-turret dudes that follow you around?
I love those little guys.Ah.. exactly the story I came to share.
Lvl 5 firebug switches to his Lvl 3 Demo and decides to spam 2 Law rockets at a group of Scrakes; gets half the team killed.
He proceeds to call his team noobs (including those who survived the wave).
Wave 7 begins; undeterred by previous results the same Lvl 3 Demo replicates this same act on another pair of Scrakes only to this time get the entire team killed. To further add to the amusement, this takes place within one moment of the wave starting.
Lvl 3 Demo writes random curses, calls the team noobs once more for good measure, and proceeds to ragequit.
Remaining players burst out in laughter.
I wish there was an "Hours Played" requirement to enter servers beyond a certain difficulty.
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Wait a minute, you are correct, IT WAS NOT MY FAULT. EVERYONE SUCKS, I NEVER DIE, IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!
I have been skipping out too, Spicy. :< I've been a bad Fat F***. Lost like 10 pounds. For shame, me.
You didn't thought about changing the "Say" key to Enter at the time, happens to everyone.The dreaded "T" strikes again
It won't change anything, some people never learn; not that they don't try to learn, they simply never do.
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Hell on Earth Biotics lab, time for Patty.
We don't have much of a plan so we just decided to wait at the current trader, the one at the base of the spiral staircase. Patty spawns in the red-lit room at the top of the staircase and comes down to us, I manage to melee lock it as a Sharpie. All was going well, a commando even called out 50% HP, and then suddenly RADIAL ATTACK! instantly kills 3 people! Everyone was at max health/armor, and I don't remember getting knocked back or watching my health/armor drop down, just instantly dying as if I typed "suicide" in the console.
You know that animation bug where the Patty just stands in place but is actually attacking? Looks like it happened with the AoE attack...
We don't have much of a plan so we just decided to wait at the current trader, the one at the base of the spiral staircase. Patty spawns in the red-lit room at the top of the staircase and comes down to us, I manage to melee lock it as a Sharpie. All was going well, a commando even called out 50% HP, and then suddenly RADIAL ATTACK! instantly kills 3 people! Everyone was at max health/armor, and I don't remember getting knocked back or watching my health/armor drop down, just instantly dying as if I typed "suicide" in the console.
You know that animation bug where the Patty just stands in place but is actually attacking? Looks like it happened with the AoE attack...
He wanted to power level off you guys.
Lots of fun stuff lately
Was playing Hillbilly and got to Patty. I went to the big barn, switched to support, threw a couple a pipebombs on the bottom deck and went upstairs at the big doors. I threw a couple more pipebombs down and waited for Patty. Patty spawned by the boathouse so I thought "Whew, I'll pop him when he runs up the hill." Nope. "One in the pipe." Boom! Even though he was across the map, he had clear line of sight. By the time I was able to move I was at 7 health.
Playing Hillbilly and it wave 4 or 5 has just ended when a lvl 3 support joined. He asked for money continually and I kept telling him "No." I told him that no matter how much money I gave him, he'd be dead in under 30 seconds. Next wave starts, he stays on top of the house. It was more like 10.
Playing Hillbilly and it was wave 8 or 9. I was playing a medic with my favorite loadout of m23, KRISS, and M32. The wave ended, I reloaded, and ran back to my usual starting place at the top of the house. I jumped on the trampoline and flew up to the top of the house. Missed it. I hit the deck and jumped back on the trampoline. Dammit. I missed the house again. I hit the deck and that's it. I'm dead. Still had full armor but zero health.
I was the commando. Full health. Full Armor. Boom. Dead. Three of us. Just like that.
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Oh jesus. I've experienced plenty of times where he's stayed shooting | blasting with the camera stuck on him, but him running up and doing the AoE? oh wow.
I bet that sucked for all of 5 seconds then you burst into laughter. Or at least I hope so.
Oh lawds.
As far as I understood his story, the camera wasn't stuck on Pat. He used aoe attack, but there was no animation of it.
No animation. It was like he fired a rocket point blank in to the deck. Boom! Players flying.
Me, demo, on the IGC Aliens 6-30 server, kf-ArcadeShoppingCenter camping the top corner as usual with 5 turrets and a med bot.
I fired a WTF rocket down the right hall but the skateboard moved me and it dets into the corner we're camping at. That would've been fine, but it was a nuke and wiped out all of our turrets. A quick RTD to make up for it rolls in a pack of incinerators. GG
I fired a WTF rocket down the right hall but the skateboard moved me and it dets into the corner we're camping at. That would've been fine, but it was a nuke and wiped out all of our turrets. A quick RTD to make up for it rolls in a pack of incinerators. GG