That scary ghost guy is such a cheater, abusing the patriarch like that. I'd ban that guy from every server.
All of my teammates in Killing Floor - A thread of fails
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That scary ghost guy is such a cheater, abusing the patriarch like that. I'd ban that guy from every server.
Yeah, he finds ways to make the game easier, he could never hack it on super zombies either
Well sure, he's obviously griefing other players, not letting them fight the patriarch. Can anyone give me this guy's IP so I can put him on my permaban no-second-chances ****list? Clearly he's a bad person that doesn't believe in other people having fun.
He fell to the pitch black void at the backside of the building from the 3rd story. If you fell from there it's instakill to anyone, no exceptions. also lol'd at vid, n1.
Here's another one...
I mostly fail at Friendly Fire servers. I remember a 25% friendly fire Hell on Earth Bioticslab server where Commando was such a kill wh*re. I'll tell that several times but I don't blame him.
As expected we were holding the start point and Commando always positions himself in front of the left barrel. I can't blame him because he need to crouch to cut his recoil but when a Fleshpound appear from the mid door I need to nuke him (triple nades and M32 torso shots for gibbing him) and that hurts him everytime. He cussed at me several times and I apologized. I didn't want to put Support or Sharp in a risk.
Another demo joined at the mid waves and he was such a trigger happy one, Commando and others bickered about him, admin kicked him and let me stay as Demolition.
Besides that I did a very fine job and nothing past behind the defenses 'till the wave 10. Third and last Fleshpound duo (sorry, triple) attack and one of them break in the team I ran to the right corridor to hold the incoming crowd behind it. The thing I didn't notice is our killwhore commando decided to cut the horde by slipping around and he was doing a fine job until I decided to slow down the horde with a LAW shot splash damage from the across wall. Since I was far I didn't see the commando's health bar, wasn't aware that he was there and he was such in a uptight situation because of the incoming swarm and Scrake's approach, and my LAW shot killed him at the spot.
After apologizes and ****storm on the chat only me and Support left. He lured the second Fleshpound at one of my last pipebombs crouched and double barreled his head chunk to the ceiling. It was such a brave move, he didn't even get hurt. FP's body pillowed down the blast. Sadly my attempt of stopping the horde with the last pipes, ruined by the Sirens, I didn't have any pipebombs to stop the incoming 2 Scrakes, Fleshpound the Third, Husk and trashes, nor I had any grenades to break down the welded big door at the right room to set up an escape route. They were up infront of our nose so it's out of question that support would unweld the door. May be if he tried we would make it, no idea. Everything ended in a minute or so, the last 16 zeds hit us in a blink.
No one was mad at me, but everyone was frustrated. I can tell that... Admin was pretty okay with that thou. He was like "happens...", I didn't get a ban for ruining the game those guys were cool. Thou I had a second case of ruining the game at wave 9, by killing our only demolition with a Crossbow shot at Icecaves in the "same server" and stuttered infront of the incoming Fleshpound 40 seconds later. After that I never attempted to play at Sui or HoE, even without friendly fire.
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Last time I was on Friendly Fire server there was a guy using an aim/trigger bot to team kill people as soon as he spawned. I was more intrigued as to why the hell he felt it necessary to use something like that in the first place and invited him to my server to see if he could cut in on HoE using a bot against zeds, as from his game stats he had never played anything above hard difficulty successfully. He chickened out.
2nd Support joins right before Wave 11 begins
I toss him my AA12 and I switch to my HSG-1
He uses 9mm until Patriarch rips him a new one
I toss him my AA12 and I switch to my HSG-1
He uses 9mm until Patriarch rips him a new one
How about a personal fail? I've been practicing the scrake flinch double barrel instakill in the firing range testmap the past couple nights and though it took a lot of tries I got it down to where I could pull it off at least 9/10 times without missing. So I was wanting to strut my stuff in a public game, joined a HoE Abusement Park game on wave 3 and cruised through to wave 5 getting my loadout all set.
First scrake walks out and I go running up to it in full view of the other players like don't worry guise, I got this. For whatever reason, bad timing, server lag, uneven terrain.. I completely miss the flinch and get torn to pieces trying to backpedal in a panic. Chat fills up with LOL!
I left immediately, I was so embarrassed ;_;
First scrake walks out and I go running up to it in full view of the other players like don't worry guise, I got this. For whatever reason, bad timing, server lag, uneven terrain.. I completely miss the flinch and get torn to pieces trying to backpedal in a panic. Chat fills up with LOL!
I left immediately, I was so embarrassed ;_;
No. Any player or specimen that enters that zone dies. It's just made that way by the map creator. It's like stepping into lava on custom maps - you instantly receive a certain amount of damage.
Game 1:
This game is destined to fail. I was just playing Biotics on an HoE server run by iwanX or something like that. Now, he had some skill in switching to xbow quickly for a shot down the hall, but he was doing that whole stupid "I'm going to run up the hall, empty my pistol, then backpedal while reloading. Then do it all over again." Add in a firebug and demo that played way up in front as well. I started as a sharpie, but I quickly tired of trying to shoot mobs that weren't blocked by people playing recklessly that requires the other players to protect them (I really hate that style of play that holds the rest of the team hostage), I switched to support.
Much better. I set up behind a barrel to have a somewhat clear shot, and everything went well. About wave 8, I get a message out of the blue "Do you want a ban nutter?" BTW, first message to me in the game.
So I replied "?"
"You're support. Support welds."
I replied with "I don't weld. Welding is for kitty-cats (or something similar). GL guys" Then I leave.
I didn't expect that game to last much longer.
Game 2:
Playing biotics and there is a pretty good team except for the firebug. He's discovered the flare pistols and he is shooting everything. And by everything, I mean if it moves, he is setting it on fire. Which is what you want, until wave 5. He has no concept of "don't shoot the scrake or FP." Well, wave 5 and 6 wasn't really a problem although a few scrakes did cause some damage. Wave 7 rolls around and he is still shooting everything. We lose a couple people to multiple raged scrakes and an FP.
Wave 8 starts. I say "This flamer is gonna screw us. Watch." Sure enough. A few minutes later, 3 raged scrakes and a raged FP was too much for the team. $20 says the flamer went to the next game and shot everything in sight again.
This game is destined to fail. I was just playing Biotics on an HoE server run by iwanX or something like that. Now, he had some skill in switching to xbow quickly for a shot down the hall, but he was doing that whole stupid "I'm going to run up the hall, empty my pistol, then backpedal while reloading. Then do it all over again." Add in a firebug and demo that played way up in front as well. I started as a sharpie, but I quickly tired of trying to shoot mobs that weren't blocked by people playing recklessly that requires the other players to protect them (I really hate that style of play that holds the rest of the team hostage), I switched to support.
Much better. I set up behind a barrel to have a somewhat clear shot, and everything went well. About wave 8, I get a message out of the blue "Do you want a ban nutter?" BTW, first message to me in the game.
So I replied "?"
"You're support. Support welds."
I replied with "I don't weld. Welding is for kitty-cats (or something similar). GL guys" Then I leave.
I didn't expect that game to last much longer.
Game 2:
Playing biotics and there is a pretty good team except for the firebug. He's discovered the flare pistols and he is shooting everything. And by everything, I mean if it moves, he is setting it on fire. Which is what you want, until wave 5. He has no concept of "don't shoot the scrake or FP." Well, wave 5 and 6 wasn't really a problem although a few scrakes did cause some damage. Wave 7 rolls around and he is still shooting everything. We lose a couple people to multiple raged scrakes and an FP.
Wave 8 starts. I say "This flamer is gonna screw us. Watch." Sure enough. A few minutes later, 3 raged scrakes and a raged FP was too much for the team. $20 says the flamer went to the next game and shot everything in sight again.
Watched most of the vid (fun to watch games with voice communication)...did not see that ending coming lol, they were doing well at least
Is this the game I was speccing? If it is, I joined after you left at the beginning of wave 8. The firebug switched to sharp. Patty didn't even make it to his 2nd heal
Is this the game I was speccing? If it is, I joined after you left at the beginning of wave 8. The firebug switched to sharp. Patty didn't even make it to his 2nd heal
Nope team wiped. Like I wrote, 3 raging scrakes and a raging FP set off by the firebug. We had no chance. No idea what happened on the server the next game.
I was the last guy alive on hard kf-hell as a demo. I was running away from the mobs healing myself and picking them one by one with my pistol to not rage the scrakes (I killed them later with pipebombs). Some guy in the chat when I still had 15 mobs left : "Hurry up and use your nades otherwise they will swarm you".
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I was just playing online on IceCave by myself, lvl 3 sharp Pyro shows up on wave 10, gave him 25% of my dosh...then i gave him 50%. I dont like to give a lot since i know the player well just die...and guess what...he did in less then 1 minuite, then he rage quits and leaves me with 90+ zeds.
If that wasnt stupid enough, on patty round, i set up my ground...and wait...and wait...and wait...nothing, so i decide to go check were he spawned, because he might be stuck...no i slowly walk into the giant room...slowly, then jesus his cloak was already infront of me out of no where, smacks me in a corner and i die. That was so bull****.
Also i was playing in another server, and there was this lvl 6 commando...that was just so stupid. He died so many times it wasnt even funny anymore. At first i was all
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Lol u dead bro
and then i was like
ಠ_ಠ Yo can we get a babysitter on this guy.
He also bought A BUNCH of off perk weapons.
If that wasnt stupid enough, on patty round, i set up my ground...and wait...and wait...and wait...nothing, so i decide to go check were he spawned, because he might be stuck...no i slowly walk into the giant room...slowly, then jesus his cloak was already infront of me out of no where, smacks me in a corner and i die. That was so bull****.
Also i was playing in another server, and there was this lvl 6 commando...that was just so stupid. He died so many times it wasnt even funny anymore. At first i was all
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Lol u dead bro
and then i was like
ಠ_ಠ Yo can we get a babysitter on this guy.
He also bought A BUNCH of off perk weapons.
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A priceless one : We were going back from the trader on departed and we were going to the small room. I was the zerker supposed to jam the door so I was waiting for the last guy to come out. Guess what he did ? He was laying pipebomb around when the zeds already started spawning then a bloat fell onto his head at the same time he was planting one of those pipebombs. I saw the guy flying to the sky, I loled
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I don't know about where should I write this so here it will be ...
Some dude dies and goes to heaven's gates. There god sees him and tells him:
- Man, I am sorry but while you were alive you did nothing with your life. All day and all night you were playing video games and when you were 12 you didn't pass on that chainletter. So I am sorry but you have togo to hell.
Then god pressed a button, the floor opened and the guy went to hell. In a week or so Lucifer goes to God all beaten up with one horn missing and half of his tail eaten and starts crying:
- God, man, please take this guy here. He was with us only for a week, killed all of my deamons, broke everything he saw, and won't stop asking "Where is the bloody trader?" ...
Some dude dies and goes to heaven's gates. There god sees him and tells him:
- Man, I am sorry but while you were alive you did nothing with your life. All day and all night you were playing video games and when you were 12 you didn't pass on that chainletter. So I am sorry but you have togo to hell.
Then god pressed a button, the floor opened and the guy went to hell. In a week or so Lucifer goes to God all beaten up with one horn missing and half of his tail eaten and starts crying:
- God, man, please take this guy here. He was with us only for a week, killed all of my deamons, broke everything he saw, and won't stop asking "Where is the bloody trader?" ...
