All of my teammates in Killing Floor - A thread of fails
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Pretty sure I see ban a lot in your post Merdic. I think you like to lie to me. I guess our summer love really meant nothing to you after all!
Kicking then, my point still stands.
Ideally it's the last thing you notice in a post, seeing how spoiler tags are so signposted and such.I don't understand using slightly-lighter-grey text in posts.
Playing Farm HoE by myself as a zerk, and sweep through waves 1-9. During Trader time a lvl 6 zerk appears and I give him some cash and he buys a xbow. Wave 10 starts, 2 Fleshpounds spawn, and he manages to rage them both with his xbow. He gets slaughtered and before long, I get slaughtered by them as well. He calls me a noob and leaves... when I could've beat wave 10 if he didn't come at all.
Recently I've done the same fail in 2 games as last one alive and kiting the rest of the wave. Running through a door and ment to close it behind me only to notice there is a stalker blocking the door. Ending up closing the door in front of me and getting overrun in seconds by the horde behind me. Unlucky kinda, but gotta say I will think twice before I do his next time.
Stalkers are consistently an annoyance for me. I know when I solo'd the most recent event maps, they have always made my life more difficult than need be. I normally zerk with katana and m79 in solo and it seems that premature detonation protection doesn't apply to Stalkers when they're invisible. Line up my shot for an FP I laid a pipe for, shoot and it explodes a few feet in front of me *typical stalker kill scream* as the FP continues towards me now raged from the pipe. This was absolutely notorious on hillbilly horrors for me. Took 3 attempts to complete, first two were indirectly due to Stalkers :|
Just happened. Jeez....
1 player ruined the whole game for us. ONE. F-ING PLAYER!!!
A lvl 5 support on moutainpass HoE. Thought it was a great idea to nade a scrake when a zerker was kiting it, but that's okay. He caused a team wipe by raging each and every single big guy we came across.
Scrake? Rage with shotgun!
FP? Rage with shotgun!
Said FP went to chew up a zerker locking a scrake, and then the scrake chewed up another zerker while the team got peppered with husk fireballs and overrun by trash.
Ended with a wipe when me, the sole survivor of the carnage (and only medic), got killed by trash when trying to kite the FP >.<
Q.Q's~
1 player ruined the whole game for us. ONE. F-ING PLAYER!!!
A lvl 5 support on moutainpass HoE. Thought it was a great idea to nade a scrake when a zerker was kiting it, but that's okay. He caused a team wipe by raging each and every single big guy we came across.
Scrake? Rage with shotgun!
FP? Rage with shotgun!
Said FP went to chew up a zerker locking a scrake, and then the scrake chewed up another zerker while the team got peppered with husk fireballs and overrun by trash.
Ended with a wipe when me, the sole survivor of the carnage (and only medic), got killed by trash when trying to kite the FP >.<
Q.Q's~
Not sure if anyone else has seen it, but one of Serenity Divide's videos before he took them down showed him kiting SEL, when he comes across 5 scrakes all chainsawing a fleshpound.
Then one of his teammates throws a grenade, kills the FP and rages ALL 5 SCRAKES SIMULTANIOUSLY.
Shockingly, only 2 of the team died. The funniest thing was Serenity doing an obvious double-take as he was thinking "He did NOT just do that..?!?!?"
Then one of his teammates throws a grenade, kills the FP and rages ALL 5 SCRAKES SIMULTANIOUSLY.
Shockingly, only 2 of the team died. The funniest thing was Serenity doing an obvious double-take as he was thinking "He did NOT just do that..?!?!?"
Was playing abusement park on HoE last night and joined in wave 9. 3 zerkers and 2 medics. Wave went by quickly and on to wave 10.
During wave 10, we started dropping. Zerker, me, zerker, and finally the last zerker with about 10 mobs left.
The situation was a medic with about 50% armor left, at least 1 scrake, 4 bloats, 4 husks, and one other mob.
Zerker then proceeded to let the husks burn all of his armor trying to kill the bloats with an axe. Husks chewed him up. After the armor was gone, he started using his pistol and was down to 2 mobs left; scrake and something else.
So, 1 medic with no armor vs. scrake and another mob. The other zerkers and myself were messaging "No need to fight the scrake. Scrake will drop. Run around."
So... On wave 10... 2 mobs left... After reading multiple people telling him multiple times not to fight the scrake...
He starts plunking the scrake with a pistol. Again and again. And again. And again. He drops the axe and picks up a claymore. Keep shooting the scrake. People keep telling him to let the scrake die on its own. Wave 10 with 2 mobs left.......
Nope. He finally unloads a full mag into the scrake and rages it. Scrake charges. Medic tries to do some complicated dodge into a tiny little building. Scrake gets in two full attacks and drops to medic to 10% health before the medic even turns around. Medic gets one swing off and then the scrake kills him.
Wave 10. 2 specimens left. Wide open abusement park map.
During wave 10, we started dropping. Zerker, me, zerker, and finally the last zerker with about 10 mobs left.
The situation was a medic with about 50% armor left, at least 1 scrake, 4 bloats, 4 husks, and one other mob.
Zerker then proceeded to let the husks burn all of his armor trying to kill the bloats with an axe. Husks chewed him up. After the armor was gone, he started using his pistol and was down to 2 mobs left; scrake and something else.
So, 1 medic with no armor vs. scrake and another mob. The other zerkers and myself were messaging "No need to fight the scrake. Scrake will drop. Run around."
So... On wave 10... 2 mobs left... After reading multiple people telling him multiple times not to fight the scrake...
He starts plunking the scrake with a pistol. Again and again. And again. And again. He drops the axe and picks up a claymore. Keep shooting the scrake. People keep telling him to let the scrake die on its own. Wave 10 with 2 mobs left.......
Nope. He finally unloads a full mag into the scrake and rages it. Scrake charges. Medic tries to do some complicated dodge into a tiny little building. Scrake gets in two full attacks and drops to medic to 10% health before the medic even turns around. Medic gets one swing off and then the scrake kills him.
Wave 10. 2 specimens left. Wide open abusement park map.
I remember this one, happened on manor in a public game to a demo whoever.
We were trying to hold the spot right in front of the mansion and the demo was too close to the mansion entrance and already at 0 armor.
Then a wild FP appear through the door and a zed time start.
I knew what would happen next, as if I already lived through it.
Demo shoot 1 nade at FP.
20% less life for the demo.
Boom ! Boom ! Boom ! Boom !
Demo dead, FP still alive.
And all in slow motion, I could slowly see the demo life drop chunk by chunk while he shooted nade after nade at a 5 meters away FP.
And he never even thought about stopping, even while we were in a zedtime.
We were trying to hold the spot right in front of the mansion and the demo was too close to the mansion entrance and already at 0 armor.
Then a wild FP appear through the door and a zed time start.
I knew what would happen next, as if I already lived through it.
Demo shoot 1 nade at FP.
20% less life for the demo.
Boom ! Boom ! Boom ! Boom !
Demo dead, FP still alive.
And all in slow motion, I could slowly see the demo life drop chunk by chunk while he shooted nade after nade at a 5 meters away FP.
And he never even thought about stopping, even while we were in a zedtime.
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I only remember a laughter. I was playing at hard difficulty I guess, and for the previous "3" maps my team wasn't capable of getting rid of Patriarch. He always wiped us all, probably one or more of the players lack experience or someone somehow secretly sabotaged the game at Pat wave. Have no idea, no one said anything about it, or blamed each other. We had 3 low ranks (3rd, 2nd) and 3 high ranks in our team, may be that's why we lacked the firepower to stop Patriarch.
I remember that I was really infuriated by this. Didn't shout someone or write in caps at chat, but I was simply grasped by rage. At the third wipe, I wanted Patriarch dead, and it will happen in an instant I said. KF-offices start we were pretty cool for 10 waves, then Pat wave started. My squad decided to hold the second floor, above floor of the entry since trader point was there already. Then Patriarch spawned at the roof floor. I was expecting him to jump down from the third floor to the ground and reach us from the below stairs. He didn't, we stared at each other for 3 straight minutes. He didn't show up.
Finally commando decided to look for 'im climbed the stairs to the third floor. I deliberately called him back, told him that I don't want anymore wipes, he didn't answer. After a minute I saw Patriarch dying cinematic, in a dark place, just a tiny glimpse that lasted a second then ZED time triggered for end game. I asked, "what the hell happened?", Commando replied "he fell, while chasing me". Yes, Patriarch dropped down to the pitch black void at the buildings backyard from the third story while chasing our Commando around the tables and chairs, he failed to jump again in time and slipped away from the edge that's what killed him. Whole team didn't even pulled the trigger, I laughed in joy.
I remember that I was really infuriated by this. Didn't shout someone or write in caps at chat, but I was simply grasped by rage. At the third wipe, I wanted Patriarch dead, and it will happen in an instant I said. KF-offices start we were pretty cool for 10 waves, then Pat wave started. My squad decided to hold the second floor, above floor of the entry since trader point was there already. Then Patriarch spawned at the roof floor. I was expecting him to jump down from the third floor to the ground and reach us from the below stairs. He didn't, we stared at each other for 3 straight minutes. He didn't show up.
Finally commando decided to look for 'im climbed the stairs to the third floor. I deliberately called him back, told him that I don't want anymore wipes, he didn't answer. After a minute I saw Patriarch dying cinematic, in a dark place, just a tiny glimpse that lasted a second then ZED time triggered for end game. I asked, "what the hell happened?", Commando replied "he fell, while chasing me". Yes, Patriarch dropped down to the pitch black void at the buildings backyard from the third story while chasing our Commando around the tables and chairs, he failed to jump again in time and slipped away from the edge that's what killed him. Whole team didn't even pulled the trigger, I laughed in joy.
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Last time I checked zeds don't take fall damage.
Don't spectators also have to look away? I think it works like that. So he had break LoS and spectators also for 8 sec.
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From the sounds of it, this was on Offices and he fell "off the map" on the one side from the 3rd floor. It's happened many times.
Also, one about myself. from nearly a year ago. I was still a pretty crap demo, and we had a good team so I was screwing around as a LAW demo on HoE Biohazard 6 man. We were late getting back from the trader and me and Nips would have been the first 2 back into the couch room where we were holding. As we round the corner I see a pair of sirens coming out from inside the couch room so I shoot a LAW rocket thinking it was just them in the room. Turns out there were 3 Fleshpounds and a scrake with them, I raged all 4, insta-wipe as the 3 FPs decimate the team. Yeah, I'm that bad, I can wipe an entire squad with one LAW rocket.
Aren't all maps in KF "boxes"? So if he fell out he would walk around under the map? Well, I don't know. Don't play offices much.
This just happened to me..
Doing Offices on Normal and 4 of the team were demo's I was a Medic and the last guy was a Commando.
Pat Wave
The 4 demos (must have been a group as I saw no messages) place ALL their pipebombs in one area which was about 30 pipebombs. The pat wave starts and our demo's smartly stand on top of their pipebombs. Me and the Commando person repeatedly told them to get off or get nube-tubed by the Pat but to no avail...
Soon he arrives and I hear "One in the pipe." and I immediately knew what was going to happen and sure enough all 4 of our demo's go sky-high and die with the pat taking no damage. Right after that all of them started going "WTF!" either in voice chat or messaging I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and died from the pat.
Doing Offices on Normal and 4 of the team were demo's I was a Medic and the last guy was a Commando.
Pat Wave
The 4 demos (must have been a group as I saw no messages) place ALL their pipebombs in one area which was about 30 pipebombs. The pat wave starts and our demo's smartly stand on top of their pipebombs. Me and the Commando person repeatedly told them to get off or get nube-tubed by the Pat but to no avail...
Soon he arrives and I hear "One in the pipe." and I immediately knew what was going to happen and sure enough all 4 of our demo's go sky-high and die with the pat taking no damage. Right after that all of them started going "WTF!" either in voice chat or messaging I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and died from the pat.
