Achtung, shambeh bambeh!!!

[Shadrach]

Anyone remember the picture thread with ww2 pictures with funny captions? I think it was Monk or someone who made them? There was one with germans soldiers scrambling for a "bambeh" - "ooh Candy! Candy!"

Have tried searching for it but unable to find...

 

[fiftyone]

Was it not common to here "do not pick up the sweet-box", or something of the sort

This is on-line that I'm referring to.

Fun days.

 

[LemoN]

Was it not common to here "do not pick up the sweet-box", or something of the sort

This is on-line that I'm referring to.

Fun days.

you must refer to the bag of candy!
everyone LOVES candy

CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!! *jumps at shambeh bambeh candy*

 

[LemoN]

Is the mighty Shambeh Bambeh the only weapon that could scratch some paint off the IS2?

Discuss.
:IS2:

 

[Jono]

If both the Shambeh Bambeh and the IS2 were activated simultaneously, it could form some kind of inter-dimensional vortex that would tear apart the very fabric of space and time.





Probably.

 

[Fedorov]

If both the Shambeh Bambeh and the IS2 were activated simultaneously, it could form some kind of inter-dimensional vortex that would tear apart the very fabric of space and time.





Probably.

True, the universe would disappear

:IS2:

 

[LemoN]

If both the Shambeh Bambeh and the IS2 were activated simultaneously, it could form some kind of inter-dimensional vortex that would tear apart the very fabric of space and time.





Probably.

But.. but...
:IS2:

 

[dogbadger]

it's the irresistable force paradox

 

[Capt.Marion]

"Don't Cross the Beams!":IS2:

 

[Zennousha]

It's a well known secret that the IS2 didn't fire shells, but shambeh bambehs.

Why else was it so great?

 

[LemoN]

It's a well known secret that the IS2 didn't fire shells, but shambeh bambehs.

Why else was it so great?

So the question is... can IS2's hurt each other?

:IS2:

 

[Nimsky]

So the question is... can IS2's hurt each other?

:IS2:

No, they can't. If two IS-2s fire at each other at the same time, the shells will bounce off of each other in mid-air, back to the IS-2s that fired it, and back again. And the shells will continue to bounce, forever, for always into the future.

It's kinda like this:

Spoiler!

 

[Fedorov]

you got it wrong Nimsky

there is only one conclusion if we put all the evidence together:

If both the Shambeh Bambeh and the IS2 were activated simultaneously, it could form some kind of inter-dimensional vortex that would tear apart the very fabric of space and time.

It's a well known secret that the IS2 didn't fire shells, but shambeh bambehs.

Why else was it so great?

So the question is... can IS2's hurt each other?

:IS2:

The answer is clear, yes and no, both are correct and both are wrong at the same time in that event, the universe splits into infinite dimensions.

:IS2:

 

[Nimsky]

you got it wrong Nimsky
The answer is clear, yes and no, both are correct and both are wrong at the same time in that event, the universe splits into infinite dimensions.

:IS2:

Hmmmm, perhaps I was too quick with my assertions. We clearly need more research to find out more about the :IS2: - Shambeh bambeh paradox. I propose we go back to the drawing boards. If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

 

[Fedorov]

Hmmmm, perhaps I was too quick with my assertions. We clearly need more research to find out more about the :IS2: - Shambeh bambeh paradox. I propose we go back to the drawing boards. If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

My other theory is that the universe simply goes:

Spoiler!

:IS2:

 

[LemoN]

Hmmmm, perhaps I was too quick with my assertions. We clearly need more research to find out more about the :IS2: - Shambeh bambeh paradox. I propose we go back to the drawing boards. If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

Ok mate, keep us updated!

:IS2:

 

[Capt.Marion]

What if two IS2s shoot each other in a parallel universe?

 

[Peter.Steele]

If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

You, sir, are a sick, sick little man.

DO. NOT. F*****G. WANT.

 

[[TW]schneidzekk]

IS2s can't shoot each other. It is pretty much like a divide by zero. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO, DO I?

P.S.: The Higgs Boson is actually just a really small IS2.

 

[dogbadger]

whilst we would all like answers to these questions, somethings are best left well alone.

Even scientists - usually not ones to let potential consequences to get in the way of the quest for knowledge - reallised they were pushing their luck with the proposed 100km diameter IS2 accelerator they were going to build underground in switzlerland.

Fortunately they decided to play it safe and construct the Hadron collider, choosing to knock piss-pot protons into each other instead.