http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-qRJM5750A
Al Bundy and fat women
This just asks for quotations haha, oh i could quote everything he says!
Woman walking into the shoestore: "Are you open?"
I'm sorry ma'am, but unlike your mouth we occasionally close"
Little boy: "i want a balloon!"
But you allready got one!
"remember me, bundy? The one you insulted?"
Eh.. I'm sorry but your gonna have to be a little more specific.. Can you jog my memory a bit? You know what a jog is right? That's what you do when the icecream car is pulling out.
Group of fat women marches in: " 5 6 7 8, dont make fun, of our weight!"
Al: 1 2 3 4, you're gonna fall, through the floor!
"Would you like us to gag you?!"
You are allready doing that, but i would like to blindfolded!
"i dont think your grasping the gravity of this situation, mister bundy!"
Oh, i think gravity has its hands full right now...
And there are a whole lot more funny remarks, whole video long
Oh, and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67lnwPawANw&feature=related Sex sports, wtf... Now that is something i'd like to practice lol