Needed changes to mobs. Hopefully made before the next update

[nutterbutter]

Clot - Should be holding money in each hand and dressed in a suit. That way they are chasing players to give them money.

Bloat - Should have pizza slices, chicken and chunks of other players in the bile.

Fleshpound - Should have 3 ceiling fans on each arm for a cool breeze to the players.

Husk - Should shoot ice cream.

Siren - Should scream a random joke. Make players decide if they want to hear the punchline before killing her.

Scrake - Have the chainsaw cut off randomly. Make the scrake stop, kneel down, curse, and pull the cord to restart chainsaw.

Stalker - Make her shout "Boo!" when she appears.

Crawler - Give them floppy ears and let them bark.

Gorefast - Have the detached hand active. Flip off players, wave to them, after killing a player give the devil horns. Stuff like that.

 

[Deafmute]

Every one of these is perfect. Take notes, TWI.

 

[SIMOX]

Scrake - Have the chainsaw cut off randomly. Make the scrake stop, kneel down, curse, and pull the cord to restart chainsaw.

I lol'd at this one. Would be nice to see scrake actually doing that .
But just sometimes like one time in one game.

 

[[AU]hatori_hanzo]

" Scrake - Have the chainsaw cut off randomly. Make the scrake stop, kneel down, curse, and pull the cord to restart chainsaw."

This .

 

[-[SiN]-bswearer]

i have to ask, do you actually ever have any real ideas or are you content with just spamming the suggestions forum with "funny" ones?

 

[rickyhorror]

yeah, i'm with -[SiN]-bswearer on this one. is there a reason to this, or are you just mocking them in attempts for cheap and lame laughs? because this was a pretty pathetic attempt, no offense.

 

[FPK_I_AM_CONAN]

I liked it, far more refreshing than another "replace [weaponname] with [alphabetical character] [two digits] because thats what KF really needs" thread.


Also, a winking look at all these suggestion threads in which ppl

state their immediate dislike of the idea, tell everyone to use the search button and then resuggest to implement the [alphabetical character] [two digits] because its the only viable update Kf ever needed AND was suggested in 2 other threads

cant hurt imho.

 

[playmaker_41]

i lol'd at this too

 

[SMIFF]

The siren one is actually pretty clever

 

[C_Gibby]

I would love to see the Gorefast one made in a mutator.

Ploxie :3

 

[nath2009uk]

Crawler - Give them floppy ears and let them bark.

Quite.

 

[EricFong]

yeah, i'm with -[SiN]-bswearer on this one. is there a reason to this, or are you just mocking them in attempts for cheap and lame laughs? because this was a pretty pathetic attempt, no offense.

He need some attention from us.

 

[Evilsod]

Amusing, but i think you missed April Fools... so why?

 

[Olivier]

We need something like this.... again
http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showpost.php?p=544082&postcount=1

 

[nath2009uk]

lololololololololol

 

[Foreordinator]

LoL.

Ehh I find the comic relief refreshing amidst all of the serious business.