The Death Test

[BlackLabel]

Heat attack 74...well i dident thought i make it..but hey teh internuts tell me so..**** them all...my life is what make of it..if i die tomorow so be it...

 

[HobbStweedle]

why do we all get cancer?

April 2071, Age 81
Cancer

 

[Pavel]

Age 86 I think I will live longer. The one flaw in this test is when it asks your high and weight. What if you are 6'4'' but weigh 315 LB. The computer thinks you are fat but in reality it is all lean muscle.

 

[Lt_Kettch]

why do we all get cancer?

April 2071, Age 81
Cancer

Yeah I bet they can cure cancer by 2050

 

[LemoN]

lets hope so, or ill really die in 2063

 

[Maschine Pistole-38]

Heart attack
February 2064, Age 76

Figured, both my grandfathers went out this way. That and I ****ing smoke

 

[I. Kant]

56% Heart attack, 24% car accident, 13% holding in farts, 2% wounds.
September 2061, age 78

 

[SchutzeSepp]

According to our research, you’ll be dead by:


September 2068, Age 84
Probable Cause:


Cancer

Life Span:


You have 21665.4 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 29% of your life.
You Live 83.6 Years

Average Male Life Span: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average man.
Why You Die:

• 
  56% Cancer
• 
  24% Car Accident
• 
  13% Loneliness
• 
  5% Drowning Of The Lungs
• 
  2% Wounds

it didn't ask me though that im a farmer and work, breath and live with toxic products.
im lucky though that in my family most died of old age, when i look at the other farmers around here, most died of farm accidents or suicide...

 

[I. Kant]

Hahah, SchutzeSepp, the same exact percentages for death causes, just the first thing is different - everything else exactly the same way (yeah, I lied about that 13% death cause by holding in farts, was also loneliness).

 

[Murphy]

I had 13% loneliness too. How does one die of loneliness, btw? Is this code for suicide or can you actually die of loneliness?

 

[I. Kant]

I guess they mean the fact that people live longer when they have:
a) living spouses
b) friends
c) pets
The average life span of people fulfilling either of (or all of them) these conditions is longer than that of the people failing to fulfill these conditions. Call it the will to live, if you will.

 

[Crusher]

ccording to our research, you

 

[Xendance]

I die at 80 because of cancer. w00t

 

[fiftyone]

I die at 80 because of cancer. w00t

Congratulations.....