Totalizm, Jan Pająk. It is here. It is real. Disseminate the knowledge.

[I. Kant]

Let's just say that I wanted to post this up before I get snatched by UFOnauts. Spread the world folks. With Internet's ever-replicating chamerous confines, we're bound to outwit the UFOnauts and disseminate knowledge faster than they can stop us from it.

Let's say I googled for various random things and I came across a weird page about tropical fruit. I read on. Had some funny bits, so I kept on reading.

After some time I knew something was wrong. Polish Wikipedia gave me the answer.

http://totalizm.nazwa.pl/index.htm
There's a lot more text than you want to read on this, but I'd recommend going over to at least these two:
-http://totalizm.nazwa.pl/evil.htm
-http://totalizm.nazwa.pl/boiler.htm
-http://totalizm.nazwa.pl/fruit.htm

Two?

Serisously.

 

[Shadrach]

What have you been smoking there Immanuel?

I'll have some of what he's having, please

 

[Donut]

/goes off(naked of course) to pick flowers in the moral field...

 

[I. Kant]

See that?! SEE THAT?!?

[quote="http://www.totalizm.pl/day26.htm]
The above black-white photograph shows an UFOnaut invisible to human eyes, which was photographed when he hovered motionlessly in the midair in the state of "telekinetic flickering". This photograph originally supposed to show a girl with flowers (this girl is named Elizabeth Templon). It was her who was then photographed. But when the photograph was developed, it turned out that it shows also a previously invisible UFOnaut wearing a space suit and a hermetic helmet. This UFOnaut is excellently visible on the photograph as it hovers half of its height above the ground level near the head of the girl. (Please notice the white color of the suit, which results from the unique "supernatural" glow, that always accompanies the invisible to human sight state of the "telekinetic flickering", and which is enhanced by the black-white photograph. This "supernatural", white, ghostly glow is described in details in subsection L2 from volume 10 of monograph [1/4], where it is explained under the name of the "extraction glow".) The photograph was taken on Sunday, 24 May 1964, by the father of Elisabeth (a fireman by occupation), around 5 miles from their home in Carsle, USA, on the banks of river Solway Firth. The photographing person reported, that at the time of taking this photograph, a strange "electrified" atmosphere was prevailing, and also that local cows were behaving very strangely, although apart from family of the girl, there was no-one around. (It is worth to highlight here, that various animals, including cats, dogs, sheep, and cows, have so designed eyes, that they are able to see UFOnauts in the state of "telekinetic flickering", even if these UFOnauts remain invisible to human eyes.) [/quote]

Now we've got them UFOnauts by the balls. No more hovering half of your UFOnautic height above the ground behind Earth girls, you space pedos.

 

[Jokerman]

I was starting to fear for your sanity but then I saw your avatar.

 

[Colt .45 killer]

man stands backwards behind girl in picture, OMFG ROFLES, uncle bob lookz like an alienz !!!!111111

 

[Donut]

man stands backwards behind girl in picture, OMFG ROFLES, uncle bob is an alienz !!!!111111

FIXED!