Best/Funniest screen name you've ever seen

[Zingu]

People come up with the most stupid, inane, unimaginative to brilliant, funniest, clever names when it comes to playing games. I've seen quite a few good ones, but one that really sticks to me I've seen in Red Orchestra several times, probably due to the picture it creates in my mind: Fecal Tornado.

Can any of you beat that?

 

[Maschine Pistole-38]

Poncho_The_Mexican_Assassin

Saw it DoD about four years ago, made me lol.

 

[D3terioNation]

Used to call myself 4rse Junkie back in the day! Made a few peeps chuckle

 

[Lt_Kettch]

I'll post this until something better comes to my mind

 

[Jokerman]

Turdin a.Pool

I dont know, maybe its well known in English speaking countries, but Ive seen it for the first time in ro and laughed my friggin arse off.

 

[HobbStweedle]

back when i played battlefront some guy had the name "omg lazer gun!!! pew pew pew!!." made me chuckle. not the funniest one but one i still remember.

 

[REZ]

Herbin Guerilla was one of my faves.

 

[sharpshooterklj]

I've seen quite a few good ones, but one that really sticks to me I've seen in Red Orchestra several times, probably due to the picture it creates in my mind: Fecal Tornado.

I came into this thread with the intention to post Fecal Tornado as the ultimate funny name. When I saw the thread title it made me think of that instantly. Look's like you beat me to it though

 

[Peter.Steele]

The one I laughed at the most was pretty well a tossup between 'your mom' and 'a cute puppy.' The kill messages were truly hilarious with both of those ... I think they were both back in my COD2 days.

 

[Boogerhead]

The one I laughed at the most was pretty well a tossup between 'your mom' and 'a cute puppy.' The kill messages were truly hilarious with both of those ... I think they were both back in my COD2 days.

There used to be a guy on Fark with the name of Fecal Marmoset.

There's an old Quake II game called D-Day (still sort of alive-ish), which used to feature a guy playing as hisgaylover. So it'd be like Fred was blown up by hisgaylover's hand grenade.

 

[Athena]

Private_Parts

 

[Nimsky]

Not the funniest one, but still one I remember well was:

I Killed You With:

That was in BF1942 (like five years ago), so the deathmessages would be like:

I Killed You with: [Thompson] Poor guy

 

[Jokerman]

Once I wanted to call myself 'you' and kill my teammates so everyone will get 'you killed a friendly soldier' and start scratching their heads....
but Im too pure at heart to do it 0:>

 

[Nestor Makhno]

In DoD there was a guy who always cheered me up when he joined the server - his name was "Tom Cruise is a mentalist".

 

[Peter.Steele]

Once I wanted to call myself 'you' and kill my teammates so everyone will get 'you killed a friendly soldier' and start scratching their heads....
but Im too pure at heart to do it 0:>

Oh crap, that reminds me of another one. Some dude - might have been the same one using 'your mom' and 'a cute puppy' also used 'a friendly soldier.'

 

[foxracer693]

I P. Freely

 

[Zell]

Yeah I remember when I played Halo PC there was some strange thing where people would have their name be something innocent like 'a breeze' so it would say 'you were killed by a breeze'. Good for a few laughs.

 

[CrazyThumbs]

I remember a couple from my CoD days. One was kenny you bastard! so whenever you killed him it read, you killed kenny you bastard.
One guy told me I had the second best name he's seen, the first being Bionic nipple.

I've seen plenty of dumb names in RO, but I can only think of one..Swamp Donkey, frequents one of the 24/7 Danzig servers (I think RTR)

Edit: Just remembered this one, my friend named himself Vaginanuts for some PS2 game, he was later booted form the server for it

 

[Magnet]

"RetardStrength" made me laugh.

 

[Peter.Steele]

I remember a couple from my CoD days. One was kenny you bastard! so whenever you killed him it read, you killed kenny you bastard.
One guy told me I had the second best name he's seen, the first being Bionic nipple.

I've seen plenty of dumb names in RO, but I can only think of one..Swamp Donkey, frequents one of the 24/7 Danzig servers (I think RTR)

Edit: Just remembered this one, my friend named himself Vaginanuts for some PS2 game, he was later booted form the server for it

Oh my god, I totally forgot about Kenny. I killed Kenny a few times.