OMG spiderman 3 is terrible, i have no idea what they were thinking, maybe raimi wanted to make sure no one else could ressurect this franchise so he made a movie that killed off the best super hero triology ever...To summarise, this is full of plot gaps, some awful acting and oh yes a 30 min dance, crotch thrust fest.
SPOILER ALERT:
issues i have with the movie:
1) Plot twists...why introduce flint marko (aka sandman) at all? They already have harry osborne and venom to look foward to. and the whole "OMFG sandman really killed your father" is so shoe horned in it is embarassingly bad.
2) Harry Osbornes amnesia: is so convinient as makes an early fight scene give the film some pace and then removes him as a baddy until the last half an hour so they can concentrate on the other two baddies (again 3 baddies is too many!)
3)Spiderman is an ***: bad spiderman isn't bad at all he is just John Travolta...yes you heard me right when spidery becomes evil he gets an emo hair cut (ok not travolta) but then has a 5 min sequence of him strutting down the street at crotch height ala Saturday Night Fever.
4) Following on from 3...wtf is up with the dance sequence? Ok parker goes into a jazz bar and tries to get back at MJ for breaking up with him by a slinky jazz dance like something out of chicago...he starts off playing the piano before yelling "DOUBLE TIME". tap dancing across the bar landing on the floor, clicking his fingers and thrusting his way towards gwen stacy...i felt sick.
5) The fact they have marko and brock (venom) in there means there is no time to explore the characters. Venom is just basically black spiderman with teeth which is a shame as his character in the comics is a fantastic melodramtic, depressed anti hero who uses the royal we...None of that here, venom appears at in the last 45-30 mins and effectively just get his *** kicked.
6) Lastly...the butler did it. Yes you head me right. Old Bernard the Osbornes butler is responsible for the whole Harry and Pete thing. He admits in the last few mins of the film to harry that he knows that Norman Osborne (Green Goblin) killed himself and that spidey is realyl a good guy. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE SAY THAT TWO MOVIES AGO WHEN HE GOT THE F****ING CHANCE?!!?
i could go on but safe to say i have never been so upset by a film, i have no idea how whoever wrote this mess is able to get work. Yeh the fight scenes are awesome but without any of the emotion, substance or even sense of spidey 1 & 2 there is no point.
SPOILER ALERT:
issues i have with the movie:
1) Plot twists...why introduce flint marko (aka sandman) at all? They already have harry osborne and venom to look foward to. and the whole "OMFG sandman really killed your father" is so shoe horned in it is embarassingly bad.
2) Harry Osbornes amnesia: is so convinient as makes an early fight scene give the film some pace and then removes him as a baddy until the last half an hour so they can concentrate on the other two baddies (again 3 baddies is too many!)
3)Spiderman is an ***: bad spiderman isn't bad at all he is just John Travolta...yes you heard me right when spidery becomes evil he gets an emo hair cut (ok not travolta) but then has a 5 min sequence of him strutting down the street at crotch height ala Saturday Night Fever.
4) Following on from 3...wtf is up with the dance sequence? Ok parker goes into a jazz bar and tries to get back at MJ for breaking up with him by a slinky jazz dance like something out of chicago...he starts off playing the piano before yelling "DOUBLE TIME". tap dancing across the bar landing on the floor, clicking his fingers and thrusting his way towards gwen stacy...i felt sick.
5) The fact they have marko and brock (venom) in there means there is no time to explore the characters. Venom is just basically black spiderman with teeth which is a shame as his character in the comics is a fantastic melodramtic, depressed anti hero who uses the royal we...None of that here, venom appears at in the last 45-30 mins and effectively just get his *** kicked.
6) Lastly...the butler did it. Yes you head me right. Old Bernard the Osbornes butler is responsible for the whole Harry and Pete thing. He admits in the last few mins of the film to harry that he knows that Norman Osborne (Green Goblin) killed himself and that spidey is realyl a good guy. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE SAY THAT TWO MOVIES AGO WHEN HE GOT THE F****ING CHANCE?!!?
i could go on but safe to say i have never been so upset by a film, i have no idea how whoever wrote this mess is able to get work. Yeh the fight scenes are awesome but without any of the emotion, substance or even sense of spidey 1 & 2 there is no point.