Pycckuu, care to explain...

[monkeyfarmer]

A quick look at the posts below the pictures in that article revealed that the photos are not photoshopped and that the jaws likely weren't put in the can of food as a hoax. The jaws belong to Salmon that were caught in the same nets as the Herring, and were probably canned in with the edible stuff by mistake. Take a look at these pictures for comparison.

At first I thought it was the jaws of a Crocodile.

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

yeah, I dont know many salmon with teeth like that and nostrils on the end of it's nose.

I'm curious how the "Jesus" face on rock fits with croc snouts...I'm also curious as to how someone could ever possibly imagine that is Jesus.

 

[Deeival]

I love how they actually stuck a fork into it.... about to eat it.

In Soviet Russian canned tuna eat you.

 

[BuddyLee]

That would not be a comfortable meal to pass.

Chernobyl Salmon? WTF?!?

 

[Quietus]

Scrumptulescent! *dines on Salmon beak*
This thread is AKA "Ruin your appetite thread".
How long before rat burgers & fingers in chili? How about whacked mobsters thrown in the meatgrinder and unknowingly dined on by you! *Drool* lol

 

[ripa]

Im inclined to agree, not only was the scoped SVT from the mod days not skinned, it was not animated, coded, and the model was warped very badly, this has to be from something later than v3.3.

Just because it wasn't included in a public release doesn't mean it didn't exist. Ankalar made the tank in Spring 2003.

As for the text on the tank, you can thank Ankalar for that. He's a great artist, but he used to be a bit immature.

 

[[TW]schneidzekk]

Hey it's the ripa

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

Pikachoo where are you?

 

[Donut]

I think hes hangin with Mr Scoober...
I liked the one comment - "I decide. We all in the internet must speak hindi. Shut up all y

 

[Zell]

Booo gross salmon with alligator teeth in a can!

Hooray penis tank!

 

[Nestor Makhno]

I'd have said it was sturgeon but you don't get many of those in the Atlantic. (or do you?)

 

[Lionel-RIchie]

It's the creature from Dreamcatcher...gross

 

[Klaus]

What In Heavens Name And Everything That Is Finnish Is That Thing

 

[SiC-Disaster]

Roses are redViolets are blueIn Soviet RussiaPoem reads you!

 

[Ralfst3r]

Aaah, the infamous Penis Tank =]

Ontopic: WTF!

 

[Capt.Marion]

JESUS H. CHRIST!

Offtopic: is it me or is that stock on the SVT sniper in the pre-Alpha shot more like the real russian birch stocks than the SVT stocks in-game now?

 

[M.R.Maiornikov]

I don't understand why is it written Penis (dick) on that tank