What would YOU choose

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

I'll take the top half to be human.

She can still cook in the kitchen.

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

Is it me or is this thread geting a little perverted touch to it?

You actually expected different? LAWL!

 

[BuddyLee]

I would chose a subscription to Hustler or Hustlers Barely Legal. And a warm banana peel.

 

[Wolfsglen]

And a warm banana peel.

Disgusting bloody suggestion.




















*sneaks off to buy bananas*

 

[Reddog]

Face and titties ftw.

 

[-SemperFi-Jenova]

but c'mon, one of them has a vagina!

and im guessing you can train a fish to **** you off, ever seen those ****ers gulp for air? they're made for it!

 

[[=KAS=]doomed]

You realize most fish have miniature teeth inside?

Tiny, yes, but placed on a certain sensitive area....

 

[[5.SS]Strother]

their tounges have little semi-sharp ridges....trust me that is one tounge you don't want on your weewee.

 

[D3terioNation]

Speaking from experience are we?

And mouth>pussy any day of the week!!

 

[Jono]

Now if we were talking about half coconut and half human, it would be a tougher choice.

Agreed!

New Choice:

a)Bottom half coconut, top half woman.
b)Top half coconut, bottom half woman
c)A coconut.

 

[EvilAmericanMan]

Shoot, you can get milk from a coconut....and it's not big on talking.

 

[Wolfsglen]

Plus coconuts are less round and hairy than some of the chicks i dated.

 

[Rameusb5]

How about the left half is fish and the right half is woman?

Seems like the best of both worlds there.

 

[Cuddles]

Sushi anyone?

 

[Mr._Kong]

How about the left half is fish and the right half is woman?

Seems like the best of both worlds there.

What part of the fish is desirable?

 

[Quietus]

This thread is fueling sickos

Close

I would've never thought! Usually when guys talk about sex on forums it's always so dignified and reserved and almost never turns sick & vile. Very weird..

 

[Quietus]

What part of the fish is desirable?

The Hawt Lateral Line.

 

[BuddyLee]

What part of the fish is desirable?

Steaks rapped in Bacon, and fillets.

 

[Cuddles]

I would've never thought! Usually when guys talk about sex on forums it's always so dignified and reserved and almost never turns sick & vile. Very weird..

Do other threads about sex suggest you to have fish sex? NO!?

 

[SiC-Disaster]

Haha I wonder whether Ricky Gervais inspired that!

For me it would be no contest A. Mouth & titties, my 2 favourite bits on a girl

Damn just noticed she has the smallest boobs ever!! Might have to re-consider my choice now...

big boobs go hanging down fast nothing wrong with small titties
ill go for A
the big fishhead is such a turn-off lawl