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Corrupt a wish thread

They do, but you are knocked unconcious and raped by a crazy groupie.

I wish I could drive a tank into work - preferably the Jadgtiger. But without the inherent crappiness.
You get your wish, but work is suddenly in the !945 Ostfront, where you drive the latest version of the Jadgtiger over it's only weakness... "Shambeh Bambeh!!", and are blasted into Valhalla.

I wish Barbara Eden was my Jeanie, I would not be ghey like that guy Major Nelson.
 
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