You know it must be a proven fact that the King Tiger was the best tank of the war and was invulnerable to every allied weapon. The Allies, whenever they encountered this tank, ran away immediately, or more likely, killed themselves on the spot. This allowed the German armed forces to crush the entire combined allied army (on both fronts) completely and for all time. German engineers then used their superior intellects to design a gigantic mechanized robot in which they planted Hitler's brain (Ava Braun's brain was placed into a vaccum cleaner). German soldiers from then on were genetically engineered with implanted psychic powers which allowed them to crush their enemies with their minds.
Today, the world is a vast wastland under the unbreakable control of the victorious Third Reich. The King Tiger has been deemed responsible for turning the fortunes of the war around for Germany. How clever of them to build a tank that was completely invulnerable to anything in existance (including divine intervention), as nimble as any other tank on the battlefield, and just as reliable to boot! The puny Allied tanks had no hope of surviving ANY encounter with these vehicles!!!
