"ROSWELL, GEORGIA (CNN) -- Yesterday, at approximately 10:14 PM, Eastern Time, a young man by the name of Jared 'Yoshiro' Creasy, died of an epileptic seizure. However, what has been baffling both doctors and scientists, is that Mr. Creasy has had no history of epilespy. What caused this abnormal phenomenon: a rabid gamer on the forums of 'Red Orchestra', a WWII computer entertainment software. Both failed and legally insane attorney Jack Thompson and Senator Hilary Clinton are on the case. 'No one posts this kind of absurdity, unless they are Adolph Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, or a gamer,' said Thompson earlier in an interview.."
"ROSWELL, GEORGIA (CNN) -- Yesterday, at approximately 10:14 PM, Eastern Time, a young man by the name of Jared 'Yoshiro' Creasy, died of an epileptic seizure. However, what has been baffling both doctors and scientists, is that Mr. Creasy has had no history of epilespy. What caused this abnormal phenomenon: a rabid gamer on the forums of 'Red Orchestra', a WWII computer entertainment software. Both failed and legally insane attorney Jack Thompson and Senator Hilary Clinton are on the case. 'No one posts this kind of absurdity, unless they are Adolph Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, or a gamer,' said Thompson earlier in an interview.."
What does the site do if it works, greet you with annoying bright flashing colours?