Wierd/Funny Things Found on Maps

[downxerd]

Well, i was playing on Odessa earlier this morning and i went into the apartments, about to capture it, and i walked into one of the bathrooms...i look in the toilet and there are like 3 logs floating in there--along with splatter and rust...and stuff nice touch. I start to ROFL (quite literally) and then get blown up with a grenade and one of my arms somehow balances on the toilet.

anyone else found things on the RO maps?

 

[Wolfsglen]

i Quite literally lolled at the "log jam" too when i first saw it, but i laughed even harder once it became famous and i would see 3 fully equipped russians with rifles all crammed into the bathroom looking at it and discussing its very existence

Likewise when i see an obviously-new player nervously testing out his bayonet on the dead cows in some maps...dont know why it amuses me, but it does.

 

[downxerd]

haha, i love watching people stab the cows as well. Also i love it when teh noobs hold their grenade back too long so it explodes in their hands and kills some of their teammates

 

[-=OTR=-Pfc.Jackson]

Likewise when i see an obviously-new player nervously testing out his bayonet on the dead cows in some maps...dont know why it amuses me, but it does. __________________

That would be me and the other -=OTR=- people. But I am not a noob...I just happen to like beef.

 

[derspiess]

Important noob question here: does it make the appropriate sound when you bayonet a dead cow?

I haven't seen the unflushed toilet but will definitely have to check that out

 

[Piron]

Likewise when i see an obviously-new player nervously testing out his bayonet on the dead cows in some maps...dont know why it amuses me, but it does.

Reminds me of Close Combat, the RTS game, on a map when you right click, you can see how much cover that area provides. Dead cows offer 'weak cover'.
Would be a nice touch if the same kind of mutulation that happens to players due to explosions would be used on the dead cows too. Mhuaa! Getting postal on a dead cow. (And at least I'll hit something.... )

 

[[TW]Sanzliot]

There are a few things you guys are missing

 

[Reznor]

I will not rest untill I find the Hanebu again! Yarrrrr

 

[derspiess]

There are a few things you guys are missing

Do you have Hoffa's body somewhere like CC3 had?

 

[Cordite]

There are a few things you guys are missing

Is it little stuff, or something cool like the Hanebu easter egg?

 

[[-project.rattus-]]

I find the six teated cows and the square pigs funny

 

[Corban Ireland]

There are alot of Easter Eggs throughout RO.

In StalingradKessel, while exiting the Russian spawn, there is a propaganda poster of two children huddled together. After the first few days of playing, I noticed the face on one of the children had changed. Apparently one of the devs had pasted their own ugly mug on it, or something of the like.

On Hedgehog, above a bridge crossing, there is a sign displaying pictures of various Russian leaders and the like. At the top, there's a picture of a dev.

In the basement under the Assembly Hall in Krasnyi-Oktyabr, theres a poster of Lenin, with a dev's mug superimposed over Lenin's face.

I can't remember the rest off-hand, but those are some neat little things to check out when you're bored of camping.

 

[Silence14]

In the basement under the Assembly Hall in Krasnyi-Oktyabr, theres a poster of Lenin, with a dev's mug superimposed over Lenin's face.

Oh man, you missed out on the mod's rendition of this. Let's just say that it was a tad discomforting. The egg on Die Walkure was probably the best though.

 

[downxerd]

Important noob question here: does it make the appropriate sound when you bayonet a dead cow?

I haven't seen the unflushed toilet but will definitely have to check that out

that reminds me, they need to change the bayonet sound when you hit different objects...not just the same "chink" sound...i mean *hit cow's fleshy flesh of fleshyness* *CHINK!* metal cow?

 

[Tak]

that reminds me, they need to change the bayonet sound when you hit different objects...not just the same "chink" sound...i mean *hit cow's fleshy flesh of fleshyness* *CHINK!* metal cow?

Duh, that's because it's Fleshy Flesh of Ironness +1. OMG n00b. Lawlz.

 

[[tR]Mad Mac]

Do you have Hoffa's body somewhere like CC3 had?

I am re-installing Close Combat 3 now, and you are going to tell me where to find this.

 

[derspiess]

I am re-installing Close Combat 3 now, and you are going to tell me where to find this.

Well, you don't actually *see* the body, it just shows up as a terrain type when right-clicking on a particular part of a particular building on a particular map

edit: it may even be on 2 maps now that I think of it.

 

[EvilAmericanMan]

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/closecombat3therf/hints.html

The third Stalingrad map.

Wait you can blow up certain terrain objects in CC3? Sweet!

 

[Mike_Nomad]

What about the Serpent's Head in the clouds in ARAD??

 

[derspiess]

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/closecombat3therf/hints.html

The third Stalingrad map.

Wait you can blow up certain terrain objects in CC3? Sweet!

Yep, if it's listed as "flammable". I think it's only on a couple maps, though (Stalin2 & 3). I blew up a KV-1 that was hiding in a factory doorway just by dropping a couple mortar shells & setting off a ton of secondary explosions on Stalin3. Reason #597 why you shouldn't place tanks in buildings