The Horde's Prayer

[jorgamun]

Our Fragger, which art in heaven
All owning be thy game;
the zeds do come;
fast as the gun,
in death as we make them leaden.
Give us this play our cut off heads.
And forgive poor chosen classes,
as we forgive those that choose poorly while with us.
And lead us not into exploitation;
but deliver us from the drill.
For blind is the scrake's run,
to devour, and his goring
whomever.
Siren.

 

[Gartley]

haha, nice. You should do a parody of every religion now so that no one feels left out.

 

[Legendary]

I like it.

 

[Freshmeat]

Not bad indeed.

 

[timur]

Kevin's Great
Kevin's Good
Let us thank him for our food!
Amen!

(just an old pre-meal prayer I recall when I was a child, with some changes )

 

[Undedd Jester]

Kevin's Great
Kevin's Good
Let us thank him for our food!
Amen!

(just an old pre-meal prayer I recall when I was a child, with some changes )

Personally I'd have gone with:

Kevin's Great
Penis in his ribs
Let us thank him for all the gibs!
Amen!