Are you tired of feeling like a droopy-eyed, armless child? Are you addicted to winning? Do you want to be an F-16?
Then Charlie Sheen Go™ is the energy drink to being a totally *****in' rock star from Mars!
Formulated with tiger blood, 7 gram rocks, and things you can't process with a normal human brain, this energy drink is packed with more caffeine (and other substances) than you can handle!
Because Charlie Sheen, and now you, have one speed. Go.
Warning. Side effects may include (but are not limited to): Face melting, winning, locking hookers in bathrooms, explosion, fire breathing fists, tsunamis of media, bi winning, and being loved violently.
All proceeds go towards funding Charlie Sheen's awesome lifestyle. At least you know where your money goes.