What if Commando had a slight run bonus?

[timur]

we don't need no stinkin run speed bonus

 

[Noboty]

Real men don't need wussification crap that lets them run away faster like babies.

So, the berserker and medic shouldn't have the speed bonuses they have?

 

[9_6]

So, the berserker and medic shouldn't have the speed bonuses they have?

Medics are cowardly little men and berserkers run towards enemies.
Big difference.

 

[timur]

Medics are cowardly little men

So you don't like being healed?

 

[9_6]

So you don't like being healed?

Real man heals medic.

 

[Salad Snake]

Real men don't need wussification crap that lets them run away faster like babies.

"Oh run...RUN! I'm coming for you!" -Heavy

Real man heals medic.

No, that's in Soviet Russia.

 

[CandleJack]

Medics are cowardly little men

I would like a word with you.


I see an FP, Scrake or other big nasty, and immediately shoot off a few darts then put myself in the path of said specimen. I meatshield.

But that's a cowardly act eh?

I remember on Beta, with a full game, i would shoot my firearms into scrakes and FPs to take aggro off my American teammates and absorb it myself, buying them time.

Yep, definitely cowardly.

 

[9_6]

Real men don't block with coward body armor, they block with bullet.
Is permanent block.

 

[CandleJack]

Real men don't block with coward body armor, they block with bullet.
Is permanent block.

Fleshpound wants hug. I give hug. Is nice, right?

 

[9_6]

Fleshpound wants hug. I give hug. Is nice, right?

This is not baby bedtime with tiny plushtoy.
You can do that in your free time though. Real men do that. Yes.

I have 2 and a scrake. Makes funny sound.

 

[Compass]

Commando needs to have longer knife range.