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(14:46:08) (@SgtH3nry3|AFK) Guys you won't believe this...
(14:46:32) (@SgtH3nry3|AFK) I have to visit the doctor because I have an infection on my favorite part of my body. :(
(14:46:40) (+Css2d) hmmm
(14:46:42) (@SgtH3nry3|AFK) My love stick... :'(
(14:46:52) (+Css2d) autsch...
(14:46:56) (@SgtH3nry3|AFK) It ****ing hurts like helll.
(14:47:03) (@SgtH3nry3|AFK) *helllllllll.

:D
 
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[01:44] <AFuckingEmo> whats the command to connect to a server by ip i tried /connect but it didnt work
[01:45] <AFuckingEmo> so noone knows?
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[01:46] <AFuckingEmo> does anyone kno the command to connect to a server by the ip address?
[01:46] <AFuckingEmo> meh thanks anyway
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Patience little buddy
 
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<|Manstein> I love chocolate shakes
<Moz> who doesn't
<|Manstein> I dunno but I have pity on them
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<Moz> oh shi-
<WAAAGH> **** indeed.
<WAAAGH> Trolleh is still here! It's his fault.

http://bash.org/?658773
 
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[17:37] * Putz|Fewd is now known as Putz|ztuP
[17:37] <jcoquillon> ohnoes
[17:38] <jcoquillon> the two putz cancel eachother out
[17:38] <Zuberlan> heh
[17:38] <Zuberlan> right
[17:38] <jcoquillon> when putz and anti putz colide...
[17:38] <Manstein|sleep> creating what is known as a Putz Rift
[17:38] <jcoquillon> or the black hole of putz
[17:38] <Manstein|sleep> that sounds so very wrong, JC, why would you say that
[17:39] <jcoquillon> your mind interpretted it that way Manstein
[17:39] <jcoquillon> you should perhaps consider some for of psychoanalysis
 
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[21:17] <VelcroWarrior> whoa
[21:17] <VelcroWarrior> where
[21:17] <VelcroWarrior> where'd everyone go?
[21:18] <Cordite> woah check that out
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> sweet
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> wait
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> two of us should leave
[21:18] <Cordite> we have it all to ourselves!
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> so one can become admin!
[21:18] <Cordite> i'll leave
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> then we can CONTROL the channel!
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> i'll leave
[21:18] <Cordite> then come back
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> but putz needs to rejoin
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> or someone needs to rejoin
[21:18] <VelcroWarrior> then we can admin eachother
[21:19] <Cordite> i'll leave and come back in a minute
[21:19] <VelcroWarrior> PUTZ
[21:19] <VelcroWarrior> we need putz to respond
[21:19] <Cordite> hurry before they come back
[21:19] <VelcroWarrior> PUTZ!
[21:19] <Cordite> noooo
[21:19] <Putz|ztuP> im here
[21:19] <VelcroWarrior> ok
[21:19] <VelcroWarrior> lets leave
[21:19] <Cordite> k
[21:19] <VelcroWarrior> and rejoin
[21:19] <Putz|ztuP> lol
[21:20] <Putz|ztuP> why
[21:20] <VelcroWarrior> then someone op eachother
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[21:20] <VelcroWarrior> NOOOOOOO
[21:20] <Putz|ztuP> ****
[21:20] <Cordite> ****
[21:20] <VelcroWarrior> damnit!

:D
 
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fine fine :p

[02:53] <Manstein|> you know what's awesome
[02:54] <Manstein|> chocolate shakes
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> omg
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> so true!
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> its like we were meant for eachother!
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> ****
[02:54] <Manstein|> ...
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> wrong window
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> nevermind
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> heh, good timing though
[02:54] <Manstein|> lmao
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> omg
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> dont quote me
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> ***** i shouldnt have said that
[02:54] <VelcroWarrior> now you will
 
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Yoshiro obviously having some "ping timeout" problems... :p

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[01:42 AM] VelcroWarrior: hehe
[01:42 AM] VelcroWarrior: silly yoshiro
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[01:44 AM] Zuberlan: spam!
[01:44 AM] VelcroWarrior: no kiddin
[01:45 AM] VelcroWarrior: he's tryin to fill my trillian log
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[01:45 AM] VelcroWarrior: I bet you could set your watch to it
[01:45 AM] Zuberlan: haha
[01:46 AM] Zuberlan: he is due on in 4 more minutes

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<pT\\rattus> you knwo what I leaked?
<TylerXXy> *gets out a sniper rifle and shoots florian*
<TylerXXy> OWNED
<Xendance> semen?
<pT\\rattus> some hints: it was warm, golden and DELICIOUS!

<pT\\rattus> Yoshi, will you leak when I tickle you?
<Lonyo> if only
* pT\\rattus tickles Yoshi just in case
<Yoshiro> if you are close enough to me to tickle me you will soon find yourself with a 7.62 hemorage
<pT\\rattus> that sounds unpleasant

<pT\\rattus> Yoshi. I want you to think of waterfalls, rivers, dripping faucets
<Yoshiro> hehe
<Xendance> -_-'
<Yoshiro> you all want a leak so badly
<pT\\rattus> well, I do!

I'm worried about rattus :/
 
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