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[PUTZ]

[11:11] <@uncledrax> if ( !Person(UncleDrax).isDrunk) { Beer B = Fridge.getBeer(); UncleDrax.install(B); }
[11:12] <@MrPutz> last vb.net class i had was 5 years ago
[11:12] <@MrPutz> \o/
[11:12] <@uncledrax> to be fair, I'd need about 1000 lines of support classes/methods for a OOP beer drinking routine
[11:13] <@MrPutz> worth it
[11:13] <@uncledrax> I mean, I'd have to construct a factory class for the beer
[11:13] <@uncledrax> handle beer IO
[11:13] <@Case_> uncledrax with his OOP...I blame 1) java 2) unrealscript
[11:13] <@uncledrax> make it thread safe (so I could drink multiple beers at once)
[11:13] <@uncledrax> nah, Uscript would be
[11:16] <@uncledrax> if ( (BeerPawn)UncleDrax.hasState(locs('drunk')) { var <Beer> b; b = Level.spawn(class'Yungling',,,,,,,0); UncleDrax.consume(b); UncleDrax.gotoState('Drunk'); }
[11:17] <@Case_> ouch
[11:22] <@uncledrax> heh paraphrased of course
[11:22] <@uncledrax> anyway.. must install food

 

[LemoN]

lol epic

 

[UncleDrax]

[11:11]
[11:16] <@uncledrax> if ( (BeerPawn)UncleDrax.hasState(locs('drunk')) { var <Beer> b; b = Level.spawn(class'Yungling',,,,,,,0); UncleDrax.consume(b); UncleDrax.gotoState('Drunk'); }

Note to the reader: Yes, I know that is wrong and wouldn't compile, and I purposely put WAY more args for spawn() then you can have.. it's called paraody ;]

 

[Lt_Kettch]

<tomcat_ha> when i was 3 i smeared poo on my bedroom's walls
<tomcat_ha> and i remember it
<tomcat_ha> exactly how i did it

 

[LemoN]

sometimes when im drunk i think im young again

maybe he was so drunk he thought he was 3?

 

[kapulA]

Note to the reader: Yes, I know that is wrong and wouldn't compile, and I purposely put WAY more args for spawn() then you can have.. it's called paraody ;]

What?
Also, funny - I always thought it was called parody...

 

[fiftyone]

I drew on the walls with each of my crayons and I can still remember the clip around the ear I received.

Thinking you are young is one of life's hazards and never stops, thank heavens.

Also being drunk and irc ing, is not recommended, as we all know already.

Keep em coming guys...

 

[Tomcat_ha]

i wasnt drunk

i just have childhood memories

 

[Uurastaja]

I remember myself drinking beer when I was 3 years old. The reason why I remember it is that I still have a picture of it. Didn't like beer then and I sure don't like it now.

 

[Tomcat_ha]

are you sure you are finnish?

 

[Uurastaja]

I'm a Finntard. That's probably why I no likey beer.

 

[The Masta]

from #ArmA2
irc://irc.gamesurge.net/Sekra,isnick<Sekra>space.. the final frontier... these are the voyages of Bobdogs brain surgeon who is desperate to find out how the hell something so empty can function....

 

[The Masta]

irc://irc.gamesurge.net/Ralfst3r,isnick <Ralfst3r>Btw, what's up with these sunglasses that aren't sunglasses
<Ralfst3r>irc://irc.gamesurge.net/Ralfst3r,isnickYou see them everywhere these days
<Ralfst3r>irc://irc.gamesurge.net/Ralfst3r,isnickMost retarded invention ever
<EvilFedExPope>irc://irc.gamesurge.net/EvilFedExPope,isnickwhat lol
<Ralfst3r>irc://irc.gamesurge.net/Ralfst3r,isnickThese glasses with little 'slits' in em
<Mahnsikir>irc://irc.gamesurge.net/Mahnsikir,isnickfor all those rapers
<Mahnsikir>rappers....
<The_Masta>lol
<EvilFedExPope>irc://irc.gamesurge.net/EvilFedExPope,isnicklol
irc://irc.gamesurge.net/Ralfst3r,isnick<Ralfst3r>Haha

 

[Mahnsikir]

guest1234 is rossthefox
Monkfish get the **** OUT
guest1234 NO
guest1234 I
guest1234 HAVE
guest1234 NO
guest1234 OTHER
guest1234 PLACE
guest1234 TO
SpamServ sets mode +b *!*@72-254-135-234.client.stsn.net
<- guest1234 was kicked from redorchestra by SpamServ (Reason: Flooding the channel is against the channel rules.)
Monkfish hahaha

....

 

[PUTZ]

http://pastebin.com/m1bd42e1b

(almost two hours worth)

 

[worluk]

aww, pity, should idle there again.
I especially dig the "i play games for 10 years, i know how **** works" argument.

 

[Bobdog]

[11:34] <@Yoshiro|laptop> I have engine code!
[11:34] <@Yoshiro|laptop> you don't
[11:34] <@Yoshiro|laptop> I win
[11:34] <@Yoshiro|laptop>
[11:34] <@Yoshiro|laptop> think we might have source around too
[11:34] <HWG> We've switched from UE3, to CryEngine, and finally to Source for the mod we're working on
[11:35] <The_Masta> Yoshiro|laptop WINS
[11:35] <@Yoshiro|laptop> they tried to get us to use it
01[11:35] <@MrPutz> no, bobdog does
02[11:35] * Quits: kettch2 (Ping timeout)
01[11:35] <@MrPutz> in the end, there is only bobdog
[11:35] <The_Masta> bobdog wins?
[11:35] <@Yoshiro|laptop> lol
01[11:35] <@MrPutz> always.
[11:35] <@Yoshiro|laptop> bobdog always wins

 

[Maschine Pistole-38]

Looks like I should frequent IRC more often, need some true epic quotes up in this *****.

 

[The Masta]

[04:03]<Klaus_>so how about that ro:hos sewers mission? anyone managed to get past that?
[04:04]<[Bobdog]>yeah
[04:04]<[Bobdog]>I did
[04:04]<[Bobdog]>you have to blow up the radioactive barrel next to the mutant nazi zombie
[04:04]<Klaus_>oh
[04:04]<Klaus_>i never thought of that
[04:04]<Klaus_>i always get stalin killed during the escort
[04:04]<[Bobdog]>yeah
[04:04]<[Bobdog]>you'd think you are supposed to go after the robotic german shepard that is attacking you the whole tiem
[04:05]<Klaus_>those little spider-hitler robots are ****ing annoying
[04:05]<[Bobdog]>yeah yeah
[04:05]* DJSatanehas returned, pwned. [gone:2h9m20s]
[04:05]<[Bobdog]>I hate thoese
[04:05]<[Bobdog]>*those
[04:05]<Klaus_>its funny how they say "ich bin kaput" when you shoot them
[04:05]<Klaus_>did you get the scoped PPSH yet?
[04:06]<DJSatane>u got old build, in new they say relax
[04:06]<[Bobdog]>nah man
[04:07]<[Bobdog]>scoped ppsh is for pussys
[04:07]<[Bobdog]>I'm dual weilding mg42's
[04:07]<[Bobdog]>with laser sights
[04:07]<[Bobdog]>duh.

 

[Ralfst3r]

[21:21:00] <EvilFedExPope`Madden10> Stalingrad eated my sons
[21:21:06] <EvilFedExPope`Madden10> why you make game out of it

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