Last night on Arad, I took out 3 Tigers, 1 shot to each. Clearly a testament of IS2's 122mm gun.:IS2:
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IS 2 greatest tank of ww2
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And RO's unfair tank system.
Yes the IS2 is the greatest tank of WW2, but in RO the T34 is the best tennis racket of WW2.
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Ping pong tanking and mobile armored tennis racket tactics are rendered obsolete when you can simply annihilate any enemy tank before it can take a shot. 
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Originally, the German tractors, led by the Tiger, ruled the world, the Tiger was married to the Panther, but was afraid of having a son take over his kingdom, so after his wife gave birth, he would swallow the baby tank whole.
One day the Panther gave birth to the IS2, and gave the Tiger a huge hunk of metal wrapped in camoflauge, fooling the Tiger, and his the IS2 in a cave.
The IS2 spent his childhood in a cave, studying military strategy and mechanics, until finally one day he was old enough to challenge his father.
The IS2 concocted a potion, and secrectly poured it into the Tigers glass of gasoline, the Tiger got violently sick and regurgitated all the IS2's glorious but inferior tractor siblings, the T34, KV1, T70, T60, and SU76.
The IS2 also enlisted the help of the inferior but still glorious Red Army, which could help in his quest, the Red Army had been badly beaten by the Germans, and wanted revenge, the IS2 needed the Red Army to seek out those who hide from him.
So the IS2, his fellow tractors and Red Army, confronted the Tiger, his Panzer cronies, and the Wehrmacht.
They battled for years, in epic engagements where tens of millions died, and many tractors fell, yet finally, the IS2 defeated the Tiger and his minions.
Now the IS2 rules from the Kremlin, and lets the T34 rule the lesser bloc states, and the SU76 the Siberian prison camps, where the Tiger and Panzers were banished for all eternity.
One day the Panther gave birth to the IS2, and gave the Tiger a huge hunk of metal wrapped in camoflauge, fooling the Tiger, and his the IS2 in a cave.
The IS2 spent his childhood in a cave, studying military strategy and mechanics, until finally one day he was old enough to challenge his father.
The IS2 concocted a potion, and secrectly poured it into the Tigers glass of gasoline, the Tiger got violently sick and regurgitated all the IS2's glorious but inferior tractor siblings, the T34, KV1, T70, T60, and SU76.
The IS2 also enlisted the help of the inferior but still glorious Red Army, which could help in his quest, the Red Army had been badly beaten by the Germans, and wanted revenge, the IS2 needed the Red Army to seek out those who hide from him.
So the IS2, his fellow tractors and Red Army, confronted the Tiger, his Panzer cronies, and the Wehrmacht.
They battled for years, in epic engagements where tens of millions died, and many tractors fell, yet finally, the IS2 defeated the Tiger and his minions.
Now the IS2 rules from the Kremlin, and lets the T34 rule the lesser bloc states, and the SU76 the Siberian prison camps, where the Tiger and Panzers were banished for all eternity.
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OH NOOOOOO! I ACCIDENTALY TYPED TIGER INSTEAD OF IS2!
FORGIIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Whips back and then throws salt into the wounds)
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The IS2 was born from a Tiger? HERESY!!! BURRRRN HIM!!!
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Nicholas is obviously trying to pull some kind of Dan Brown-stunt here.
Nicholas - beware of the mighty revenge of the Glorious IS2. The Steely Absolute has no mercy to those who try to pervert the Truth. For those trespassers, there
Nicholas - beware of the mighty revenge of the Glorious IS2. The Steely Absolute has no mercy to those who try to pervert the Truth. For those trespassers, there
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Hey comrades, I have a theory, I think that the Death Star was really the IS2 encased in a ball, and that when Luke Skywalker blew it up, it was really the IS2 breaking its shell and moving on to something else, because it disaproved of the Galactic Empire.
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IS2, the greatest tank of everything.
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Luke experienced a phenomena similar to that of Tom Hanks shooting his 1911 at a Tiger and blowing it up. :IS2:
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