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IS 2 greatest tank of ww2

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timur said:
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I have created a small outpost in a land of heathens.
If any other true believers roam this place, then find thy way, or the KT fans shall spam us all the more!
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The crusades begin to spread the truth beyond TWI forums!
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Also, what :IS2:-mas stories my comrades have to tell?
Here is one of an early venture of the IS-2's exploits in the Peoples-Republic-in-Denial known as Finland.

This is the story of the Winter "War" of 1939, also known as the year the Finns stole Christmas.

It all began when a few happy sailing comrades went to go sail and make happy times in the islands and a few peninsulas of the Baltic just across the way, having recently saved over half of Poland from being associated with the neigboring nazi swine and wanting to celebrate.
However, when they went over across the sea, some heretics had gone and called it a seperate nation, which was clearly untrue. And when the comrades went over to sort things out, they discovered these so called 'Finns' (around 5 people with some Vickers pickup trucks) had made a line called the Mannerheim line. When the police went to investigate, they were shot and killed by these horrific insurgents as they tried to take the house. Over 323,000 glorious officers of the police force sadly lost their lives that day.
Stalin pondered and pondered whatever to do; the Finns had stolen Christmas! They had even begun using maniacal incendiary party drinks...it was a horrid perversion of all that is good!
And then he remembered the most famous tank of them all...
Glorious IS-2
had a very shiny set of frontal plating
and if you ever saw it
you might even saw it glows.
All of the foolish heretics
Used to laugh and try invade
They never let poor IS-2
play in any blasphemous games for tiny soupcans deserving of damnation

Then one foggy Finnish night,
Stalin went and said
"Ho ho ho
IS-2 with your shot so bright
will you crush these foes tonight?"
Then all the enemies were completely obliterated
All good comrades yelled in glee
"Yipee
IS-2 glorious tank-god
you'll go down in HISSSTOORRRRRYYYY"

And so, with the IS-2 firing a single shot, the house was demolished and the land it was on destroyed so completely that to this day, nothing good will ever grow there. However, being Finland, its impossible to tell.
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