1. Throwing dosh at the zeds instead of shooting them is not acceptable.
1.1 Nor it is throwing it after we kill the patriarch - we need that money.
2. Insulting teammates is cathartic, bashing their heads is not.
3. I am not allowed to lead the group "this way" towards a dead end. Not after the last time.
4. After getting healed by a teammate, i will return the favour. Using my own syringe to myself is forbidden.
5. The Husk Fireball Launcher is not a valid substitute for a cigarette lighter.
5.1 The flamethrower isn't either.
5.2 Luring an Husk towards a grill won't work. No matter how it can cook well.
6. I won't persuade Briar about building a hat out of pipebombs.
7. We can't kill the Patriarch by surrounding him with chainsaws. It worked just once.
8. Slicing up zeds with a katana is fine. Putting myself in the line of fire is not.
9. I won't jump around when Anderson is trying to heal me.
10. Spray 'n' pray is not a trademarked american tactic.
11. I will not don a surgical mask and rev my chainsaw during the night while everybody are sleeping. Friendly fire accidents do happen.
12. "Levelling the building with all those mother****ers inside" is not a demolitionist skill.
13. Reverend Alberts can't increase his combat effectiveness by shouting bible verses.
14. Convincing DJ Scully about doing a rave party in the middle of a forest will just attract more zeds.
15. Enraging the Fleshpound is inevitable. Welding my teammates inside a room with it, is not.
16. Ana Larive is not "that perky gothic chick".
16.1 Anton Strasser is not "nazi scum".
16.2 While Officer Thorne is indeed hideous, calling him as such is just asking for trouble.
16.3 Mike Noble is not spooky.
16.4 Timmy Grimes can't do the Death Blossom.
17. I can't lure the Bloat by using hamburgers.
18. The welder can't be used to fuse the Scrake's chainsaw and the Fleshpound's arms together, no matter how goofy it will look.
18.1 However i'm free to try anytime.
19. Stalkers are not hot, no matter how they're "bouncy".
20. I won't claim that the Eiffel Tower is "a big *** antenna".
21. I can't craft a bile bomb out of the Bloat's puke. It's just a silly idea.
22. I'm only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
23. The mediguns can also shoot healing darts, however i will check what trigger i'm about to press before aiming those toward my teammates.
24. I won't leave my party alone, not even when we're exploring an arcade mall.
25. I cannot arm wrestling a Fleshpound. Challenging it is discouraged.
26. The Gorefast is not Jaegerhorn's barber.
27. Can't quad wield pistols. The welder won't help with that.
28. The Freezethrower can't be used to make a tasty mojito.
29. The Trader is dead. Whining about the vending pods will not get her back.
30. Hans is not Strasser's uncle. Given their histories, it is inappropriate.
31. The Eviscerator is not the answer to everything.
31.1 Neither is "more Eviscerators"
32. Can't use two mags to kill a Clot. One headshot is fine.
32.2 I can't headshot the Scrake just once and call it a day. Multiple mags are required.
Being not a native english speaker, there might be spelling or grammatical mistakes. Pointing them out is appreciated.
Feel free to post your own entries!
1.1 Nor it is throwing it after we kill the patriarch - we need that money.
2. Insulting teammates is cathartic, bashing their heads is not.
3. I am not allowed to lead the group "this way" towards a dead end. Not after the last time.
4. After getting healed by a teammate, i will return the favour. Using my own syringe to myself is forbidden.
5. The Husk Fireball Launcher is not a valid substitute for a cigarette lighter.
5.1 The flamethrower isn't either.
5.2 Luring an Husk towards a grill won't work. No matter how it can cook well.
6. I won't persuade Briar about building a hat out of pipebombs.
7. We can't kill the Patriarch by surrounding him with chainsaws. It worked just once.
8. Slicing up zeds with a katana is fine. Putting myself in the line of fire is not.
9. I won't jump around when Anderson is trying to heal me.
10. Spray 'n' pray is not a trademarked american tactic.
11. I will not don a surgical mask and rev my chainsaw during the night while everybody are sleeping. Friendly fire accidents do happen.
12. "Levelling the building with all those mother****ers inside" is not a demolitionist skill.
13. Reverend Alberts can't increase his combat effectiveness by shouting bible verses.
14. Convincing DJ Scully about doing a rave party in the middle of a forest will just attract more zeds.
15. Enraging the Fleshpound is inevitable. Welding my teammates inside a room with it, is not.
16. Ana Larive is not "that perky gothic chick".
16.1 Anton Strasser is not "nazi scum".
16.2 While Officer Thorne is indeed hideous, calling him as such is just asking for trouble.
16.3 Mike Noble is not spooky.
16.4 Timmy Grimes can't do the Death Blossom.
17. I can't lure the Bloat by using hamburgers.
18. The welder can't be used to fuse the Scrake's chainsaw and the Fleshpound's arms together, no matter how goofy it will look.
18.1 However i'm free to try anytime.
19. Stalkers are not hot, no matter how they're "bouncy".
20. I won't claim that the Eiffel Tower is "a big *** antenna".
21. I can't craft a bile bomb out of the Bloat's puke. It's just a silly idea.
22. I'm only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
23. The mediguns can also shoot healing darts, however i will check what trigger i'm about to press before aiming those toward my teammates.
24. I won't leave my party alone, not even when we're exploring an arcade mall.
25. I cannot arm wrestling a Fleshpound. Challenging it is discouraged.
26. The Gorefast is not Jaegerhorn's barber.
27. Can't quad wield pistols. The welder won't help with that.
28. The Freezethrower can't be used to make a tasty mojito.
29. The Trader is dead. Whining about the vending pods will not get her back.
30. Hans is not Strasser's uncle. Given their histories, it is inappropriate.
31. The Eviscerator is not the answer to everything.
31.1 Neither is "more Eviscerators"
32. Can't use two mags to kill a Clot. One headshot is fine.
32.2 I can't headshot the Scrake just once and call it a day. Multiple mags are required.
Being not a native english speaker, there might be spelling or grammatical mistakes. Pointing them out is appreciated.
Feel free to post your own entries!
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