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Bring back the Bloat's nipple piercings!

Bring back the Bloat's nipple piercings!


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Slappy Cromwell

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Important Update (September 1, 2015)
http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?p=1434858#post1434858


As I'm sure you're all quite aware, a great injustice is set to be committed in Killing Floor 2. A glaring omission has been present in all of the preview media we've seen of the game. The grievous absence of this critical component is tearing the community apart, and if it does not return, I predict nothing less than riots in the street.

That's right, you know what I'm talking about: the KF2 Bloat is missing his iconic nipple piercings!

Join me, my fellow Bloat nipple piercing lovers, in my campaign to get our voices heard: BRING BACK THE NIPPLE PIERCINGS 2015! #KF2BloatNipplePiercings

THUMBS UP THE WORKSHOP PROPOSAL!

READ THE KOTAKU ARTICLE!

LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD IN THE OFFICIAL "BLOAT NIPPLE PIERCINGS CAMPAIGN 2015!" STEAM THREAD!

THUMBS UPS THE OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN POSTER TO SUPPORT OUR CAUSE ON THE STEAM COMMUNITY HUB!

FAVORITE AND SHARE THE OFFICIAL NIPPLE PIERCING DLC PROPOSAL ON THE STEAM COMMUNITY HUB!

Beautiful and well-maintained nipples:
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Empty and clearly neglected nipples:
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Give us Bloat nipple piercings, or give us death! :IS2:

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Video Update (March 28, 2015)
:IS2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVehCBzggCI
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Important Update (May 1, 2015)
http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/showthread.php?p=1393116#post1393116
 
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After allowing this scientific poll to run for a statistically significant amount of nearly ten days, I have closely scrutinized the data and crunched the numbers and come up with this irrefutable conclusion: There is a 100% support from the general populace to bring back the Bloat's nipple piercings. I have determined that this number includes all current and past Killing Floor players, all future Killing Floor players who have yet learn of the game or yet be born, all additional mammalian and non-mammalian lifeforms, and all non-sentient matter alike. These results will soon be published in a number of scholarly-backed academic journals.

Your move, Tripwire. :IS2:

LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD IN THE OFFICIAL "BLOAT NIPPLE PIERCINGS 2014!" STEAM THREAD!

THUMBS UPS THE OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN POSTER TO SUPPORT OUR CAUSE ON THE STEAM COMMUNITY HUB!

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Greetings again, my fellow nipple piercing lovers! Today, I unfortunately come to you with disheartening news! While I'm sure you're all excited at the seeing the new KF2 media, it comes with grave repercussions. Let us take a close examination of the Bloat:



While the new Bloat looks great, I'm sure you'll agree, something is amiss! Let us zoom and enhance the photograph on his chesticular region:

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That's right! As you can clearly see, there is still a very stunning lack of nipple piercings. Oh, woe is us! Is this the end of our beloved nipple piercings? Has the opportunity for change been missed?

Fear not, my nipple piercing compadres! I still have an ace up my sleeve, or a piercing in my nipple as the case may be. I figure it's now time I bring out the big guns. What we need now is a compromise, an answer in which Tripwire and the fervent nipple piercing lovers both get a little something out of the deal. Hence, I propose this simple solution for KF2:

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Think about it, Tripwire, won't you? :IS2:
 
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