You know you've played too much KF when...

[Splatpope]

(i searched for such a thread, no clues from mr search engine, SO DONT HIT ME :'( )

...you are trying to weld wooden doors, then get scolded by the firemen extinguishing your house.

...you start to panic everytime your neighbor starts up his chainsaw to cut down his trees.

...you don't eat minced meat anymore. All the poor soldiers that died...

...you expect to calm down big guys by slashing them with your knife and avoiding their fists. Then you are speechless as your first stab kills him.

...you stop going to rave parties and wearing halloween skeleton disguises. Too dangerous.

...you wonder why your local vicar doesn't have a katana in case of, let's say, a zombie clone invasion.

...people die, but you reassure their relatives : go to the supermarket and they'll respawn.

[Gartley]

http://forums.tripwireinteractive.co...ad.php?t=40083

... when you wonder why you can't weld to bits of wood together.

... when you find the xmas stalker more attractive than your partner

... that's all I've got right now.

[Olivier]

when you stopped playing?

[Undedd Jester]

Been a while, why not?

You know you play too much Killing Floor when...

... any mention of the word "Pipe" causes you to immediately dive behind the sofa.

... you argue with the utmost conviction that it is possible to headshot spiders.

... you believe that being set on fire is just a minor inconvenience.

... you wake up in the morning, think you've somehow reverted to level 0 and go back to sleep.

[Splatpope]

...you suddenly begin using a cheesy british accent.

...everyone has the same voice except you. But they are so similar...

...you are always eager to eat your birthday scrake. (is a lie)

...you begin loving firefighters. They're good at empeaching those pyromaniacs to spew out their fiery spit jets...

...you expect your GPS to spew out a magical red trail to your destination.

(ow **** **** my life there actually was a thread :'( )

[ChairmanMurder[Forge]]

...You suddenly like your trousers a lot more than usual.

...You'd rather kiss a pig.

...You like the big ones. ONE IN EACH HAND!

[marsy333]

...When you use "You're all fur coat and no knickers love" as an insult.

...When you believe a double barrel shotgun does more damage than a pump action.

...When you run away crying at the sight of any yellow tinted light.

...When you jab people with needles as a cure to anything.

...When you try to "stun" someone with a fire axe to avoid a fight, only to kill then instead.


God none of mine are funny.

[Blockbot]

Originally Posted by Splatpope

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but splatpope... you dont even play killingfloor you only play league of legends... or something

[Islidox]

You know you've played too much KF when...

this thread is made.

[C_Gibby]

When you call a break for lunch from school or work "trader time"
When you want your friends to lend you some money, you ask whilst repeatedly stabbing them.
When a copy of KF becomes THE ideal gift.
When you squash a spider on the wall, you enter zed-time.

[Lacedaemonius]

Originally Posted by Blockbot

but splatpope... you dont even play killingfloor you only play league of legends... or something

First thing I saw. You sure like to talk trash don't you?

[Blockbot]

Originally Posted by Lacedaemonius

First thing I saw. You sure like to talk trash don't you?

lol srry for trying the free weekend :P

[Lewt]

Originally Posted by C_Gibby

When you squash a spider on the wall, you enter zed-time.

To be fair, this happened before I even heard of KF. Spiders are ****ing scary man.

[FluX]

Originally Posted by C_Gibby

When you squash a spider on the wall, you enter zed-time.

That made me laugh quite hard but...is it me or is that a decent reason to go around killing spiders?! I want my zed-time!

[McCrabby]

Originally Posted by C_Gibby

When you want your friends to lend you some money, you ask whilst repeatedly stabbing them.
When you squash a spider on the wall, you enter zed-time.

Absolutely brilliant.

Speaking of zed time:
when, upon seeing anything in slow motion, you go "BEEEEEEYUOOOOOOOOUUUUUUP"

When melee combat in every other game becomes easy mode (lol skyrim)

When you keep a 9mm next to the fly swatter for those "bloody spiders"

[wolfgar]

5000 hs don't seem like such a big number

[ro_sauce]

... when you pull out a knife to run faster.

[BenioX]

when you scream DOSH! When you find 50 pounds on a street.

[C_Gibby]

Originally Posted by BenioX

when you scream DOSH! When you find 50 pounds on a street.

I think every brit does that anyway.

[FluX]

Originally Posted by C_Gibby

I think every brit does that anyway.

No we just grab it and say MINE!